Lahaina News-Internet by Ursula Keuper-Bennett

LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY for January 4th - January 11th) ----------------------------------------------------- From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) LAHAINA NEWS, the Little Paper That Could - Eyes on West Maui This summary is being filled out IN Canada by a Canadian who subscribes to the Lahaina News and gets it mailed to her door each Thursday procrastinates til Saturday to summarize it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY - We got us an interesting one this week with a centre page ad, a back page ad, the harbour report and even some NEWS! SURFING ACCIDENT HIGHLIGHTS NEED FOR BETTER EMERGENCY CALL SYSTEM Winter waves at both Honolua and Slaughterhouse have done their share of damage. Rescuers have been kept busy and on Thanksgiving alone they performed 15 "life-threatening rescues". (Life-threatening rescues is exactly what was written. I am not sure what it means but there were 15 of them) In this case a surfer fractured his femur and had to be airlifted to Oahu for vascular surgery. Cellular phones don't work on that side of the island and there was concern that it took several minutes for someone to drive to D.T. Fleming to call for help. One solution suggested was to install a pay phone along the road above Honolua Bay. Good suggestion actually, in that it will divert vandals from your car to the phone booth and telephone book. PROGRAM WILL TEACH THE HOMELESS JOB SKILLS Light Bringers is expanding its programme that helps the homeless receive job training. Such "odd jobs" as taking trash to the landfill, painting, light carpentry work and condo/house cleaning are the focus. Light Bringers also offers free meals, counseling and job placement services for the homeless and working poor of Maui. TINY TOTS TAKE TO THEIR BABY HUI LIKE DUCKS TO WATER Every Thursday morning West Maui's under five set splashes and funs around at the Lahaina Playgroup at Launiupoko Beach park. The number of youngsters varies from a handful to as many as 20 when they are STILL a handful. There is a photo on the front page of the youngsters trying to balance on boogie boards. Only one kid is up completely. There are no shark fins in the water... PARTY WAVE - The second photo on the front page shows two surfers negotiating a wave during a swell that hit the West Side last week. Both are up on their boards completely and there are no shark fins in the water. THINK TANK TO SUGGEST COUNTY LAW ON RECYCLING A think tank has been established to come up with suggestions for legislation to push forward all aspects of recycling. At present Maui is behind other counties in terms of recycling. It would appear the main goal of legislation would be to "increase diversion from landfill". The recycling director said recycling works best when it is economically-driven instead of having a long list of bans that are difficult to enforce. EDITORIAL - This Tuesday (the 16th) West Maui Senator Baker and Lahaina Rep White will hold a pre-legislative community forum at 7 pm at the Lahaina Intermediate School cafeteria. This editorial suggests some of the concerns of West Maui's community and invites people to "Talk to your elected representatives and help the direction of state government. Now more than ever, they need ideas." SOMETHING NEW! You can now have email access to the Lahaina News editor. He can be reached at mauiduck@aol.com Mauiduck? HARBOR REPORT - PUBLIC'S HELP SOUGHT IN DRAFTING BOTTOM FISHING RULES Whoa! This is not the usual, another blue marlin got whupped article! This article is about meetings being held regarding proposed bottom fishing regulations. There will be meetings and public hearings and all are invited to have input on bottom fishing regulations. Me, personally, I think fishermen do enough damage fishing off boats, using drift nets and fishing off the shore. They have no business fishing on the bottom as well. I think the bottom of the ocean is for fish and scuba divers and sea turtles. Fishermen have enough places to stand and fish. (she jumps off the soapbox...) NAPILI MARKET/Food Pantry centrepage ad (Like an old friend seeing this centre page again after an absence makes me smile. Let's see what's on sale this week...) Pooh... no Spam or papayas. Closest we get is Libby's Corned Beef at $1.59 a can. Oscar Meyer wieners are on sale for $2.19 so the carnivores among us are looked after. For the veggie types, bananas are on sale for 69 cents a pound and so is broccoli. Crisp cucumbers are on sale for 79 cents a pound and I don't know what limp ones go for. Nice 'n Soft bathroom tissue is on sale for 99 cents for 4 rolls. Lender's Bagels are on sale again this week for $1.49 and I repeat again this warning. Be careful not to accidentally grab blueberry ones! WHOA! Nissan Top Ramen is on sale for 9 for $1.00 or about 11 cents each! I am not sure what it is but it sure is CHEAP! >From the liquor department Miller Beer is on sale 2 cases for $7.00 and Almaden or Inglenook wines are on sale at 2 for $9.00 for the 1.5 litre vats. The next two pages are all about WHALEFEST 96 and there is a nine-day event going on that will honour whales. All kinds of events/happenings are listed as are all kinds of sales on whales related products. I was wrong. THREE pages are dedicated to WHALEFEST. Why can't there be a TURTLEFEST? BACKPAGE (Remember last week the Lahaina News saying they would replace the TV listings with something more interesting? Well there is a full page ad for the LAHAINA CANNERY MALL. The page lists all the events and activities for the month of January like lei making, songs/dances of the Marshall Islands, hula shows, clowns and music, bungie jumping, Beatles reunion with special focus on Free As a Bird, coconut hat weaving, Kid's Day, WhaleFest activities, visit of Arafat and Lady Di, ancient hula show, new hula show, Samoan dancers and that is just in the first week! Free parking and the mall is air-conditioned and has sparrows flying in it. THAT'S IT FOR THIS WEEK. AN EXCELLENT LAHAINA NEWS WITH LOTS HAPPENING.
LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY for December 28th - January 4th ----------------------------------------------------- From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) LAHAINA NEWS, the Little Paper That Could - Eyes on West Maui This summary is being filled out IN Canada by a Canadian who subscribes to the Lahaina News and gets it mailed to her door each Thursday, and procrastinates til Saturday to summarize it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Christmas issue of the Lahaina News arrived late and about the same time as the this week's. I haven't the energy to summarize both of them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY - The Happy New Year Edition SECURITY GUARD KEEPS BUSES IN CHECK Tour bus congestion in the Lahaina Harbour has eased since the hiring of a security guard by the LahainaTown Action Committee. The part time security guard was hired to monitor traffic on Wharf Street. For several years buses and other traffic doubled parked, inconvenienced residents and spewed diesel fumes into the area. MAUI'S HUMPBACK WHALE SEASON A BIT BEHIND SCHEDULE The whales left Alaska later than usual this year. Researchers figure it is because of warmer water temperatures along the way. It takes the whales about 70 days to make the trip from Alaska to Maui. The first whales to arrive are mothers and calves and subadults. Adults show in January and the Hawaii whale population reaches its peak in February. BUDGET GAMING WILL TOP AGENDA FOR UPCOMING LEGISLATIVE SESSION Number one on the minds of the legislature is BUDGET. Souki, Speaker of the House expressed concern that state health and education cuts are threatening the quality of life in Hawaii. Put simply, there just isn't the money so they have to cut spending/services. LAHAINA NEWS DISCONTINUES TV LISTINGS Readers of the Lahaina News will notice the last page no longer has the TV listings. In a recent survey the Lahaina News discovered few people actually made much use of the listings and have decided to replace them with new and interesting columns. (She checks the back page to see what is there now...) WHOA! I just compared this edition with the Christmas one. The TV listings were on page 17 and THIS week's Lahaina News only goes to page 12! What happened to the 5 other pages?! It isn't just a page of TV listings that were cut. I hope this "concise" edition is only for this week... EDITORIAL CARTOON - Well, there really isn't one. Just an attractive holiday like drawing with HAPPY NEW YEAR from the staff at the Lahaina News. EDITORIAL - is basically hahahahahhha .. the editorial mentions "wintertime" twice, and then mentions "surf, the rainbows embracing the mountains, and the spectacular winter sunsets." Winter? With all due respect to the staff of the Lahaina News and Mauians, but they just have NO CONCEPT of what winter/wintertime really is. However, NO ONE can argue with the truth in the last sentence. "If each of us resolves to show a little more respect for this beautiful part of the globe - and a little more respect for each other - life here is bound to get better." HARBOUR REPORT - LONGLINE CATCH NUMBERS AREN'T ENCOURAGING This is a report about the longline fishery and how there are presently fewer longline vessels. Several reasons were stated but it would appear the "decline of the swordfish is perhaps the most telling statistic". "Swordfish landings in 1993 equalled 76 000 fish, but by the end of 1994 only 43 100 swordfish were landed by the longline fleet. The report goes on to say, "The really bad news about the apparent decline of the swordfish catch, one of the major components of the Hawaii longline fishery, is that it has probably led the longline fleet to target other species, including tuna and mahimahi." Finally it says, "While swordfish was never a significant part of the Hawaiian sport catch, mahimahi and the various tuna are important to Hawaii's recreational fishermen, and they are food for the more important game fish in island waters - the Pacific blue marlin." CENTRE PAGE AD - There isn't even one! Nothing. No Napili Market ad... gone. Perhaps it was because it was the New Year and the staff deserved holidays as much as the rest of us... BACKPAGE ARTICLE of interest - EPA TAKING COMMENTS ON INJECTION WELL PERMIT The Environmental Protection Agency is soliticing (yet again) public comments on its proposal to reissue an underground injection well permit for the county's Lahaina Wastewater Reclamation Facility. The revised permit would allow the facility to inject treated effluent into the ground from its four wells. Editorial comment here. As part of my preparation to give public testimony, I have been asking questions re. injection wells on the Net. I had heard there were injection wells used in the Florida Keys and also heard several places in the Keys had algae problems and blooms. I got this in email recently from someone from NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration). He wrote: "FYI, the Florida environmental regulatory commission recently decided not to permit anymore injection wells in the Florida Keys due to nearshore water quality degradation." Guess Florida has decided injection wells are not good for the ocean and Maui still has that lesson to learn. The Lahaina News article also ends by saying, "A request for a public hearing must be made in writing and should state the nature of any issues proposed for discussion. the EPA will only hold a public hearing if significent interest is shown." >From where I sit the EPA plans to make this an annual event...
LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY for December 14 - 21st -------------------------------------------- From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) LAHAINA NEWS, the Little Paper That Could - Eyes on West Maui This summary is being filled out IN Canada by a Canadian who subscribes to the Lahaina News and gets it mailed to her door each Thursday. Canadian/British spelling is used throughout - even in the typos. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's summary was delayed because of the EPA's flip-flop on injection wells. I had to come up with an idea for a political cartoon instead. EPA CHANGES MIND ABOUT INJECTION WELL PERMITS, WATERSHED COMMITTEE LEARNS This is actually a page 5 article but I am putting it up front because I am the one who summarizes the news and I want it up front. In short the EPA has reversed its decision about allowing injection wells at Honokowai. First some background. In a 1992 Lahaina News, the EPA was quoted as saying it would not allow Maui County to add more injection wells because it wants the facility to focus more on reclaiming water instead of just injecting it in the ground. Then in January 1994 the EPA changed its mind. I found out about it through the Lahaina News and prepared videotaped testimony opposing the injection wells. Many West Mauians testified at a public hearing and as a result of rather enthusiastic opposition the EPA decided in our favour. In March of 1995, the EPA decided to refuse the permit for more injection wells. Now they have flip-flopped again. What this means is another public hearing... another gearing up, another videotaped testimony, another battle. As a private citizen you get worn down by developers and the County because they just keep coming back at you. She jumps off the soapbox and summarizes the article... The Environmental Protection Agency reversed its earlier decision and has issued a draft permit that may allow additional underground injection wells for the Lahaina Wastewater Reclamation Facility. (in REAL words, Sewage Treatment Plant) Earlier this year, EPA officials said they planned to deny county's application to put in four new injection wells, because of concerns that nutrients were being added to the groundwater table and the ocean. The public notice on the injection well permit was to be issued this week with a public comment period. (yeah.. Merry Christmas to you too, EPA Region IX!) Skippy Hau, aquatic biologist with the state Department of Land and Natural Resources, felt that instead of reacting to pollution after urbanization has occurred, the committee should look at ways of preseving and returning natural stream flows that support a diversity of life." (The old saying... "an ounce of prevention". Thank you, Mr. Hau. To appreciate what sewage and run-off does to a system, you just need look at Indian River, Florida. For those wondering what kinds of effects nutrients such as nitrogen and phosphorus have on the ocean, check out this Australian environmental server at http://kaos.erin.gov.au/sea/somer/somer_annex2/bro_txt.html (Ironically a special Turtle Trax cartoon for last week expressed appreciation to various US government agencies, one of which was the EPA. The cartoon will now be modified to ensure the EPA Region IX get a LUMP OF COAL the size of Manhattan!) STATE TO CONTINUE SUBSIDY FOR MAUI TO MOLOKAI FERRY This article is about a subsidy to the Maui/Molokai ferry service. Governor Cayetano was considering cutting the ferry's $165 000 state subsidy but after meeting with West Maui Rep White he decided to reduce the subsidy and extend it to June 30, 1996 Goals are to reduce the subsidy from $165 000 to $124 000 for the six month period and this would involve "only" a $2.50 fare hike if the ferry can get just 10 new commuters. (I wonder what the hike would be if the 10 new commuters don't show.... ) COUTHOUSE TASK FORCE REPORT READY FOR MAYOR LINGLE The mayor's task force is recommending that the public parking at Prison and Front be changed to a paid parking lot to help finance renovations to the Old Lahaina Courthouse. Another recommendation is that the country hire a licensed renovation architect to figure out how to fit in the five desired uses of the building - museum/gift/gallery, art gallery, visitor centre, community centre and offices. The chair of the renovation committee said, "Every day, the building is falling apart a little bit more." The building's problems include roof damage, birds in the attic, electrical problems and the need for both smoke detectors and an evacuation plan. (Whoaaa! Sounds like the Chinese sweatshops that have been in the news in the Toronto Star!) MAUI REGION PTA GEARING UP TO LOBBY THE STATE LEGISLATURE An interesting article on a meeting of Maui Region PTA. Seems there were few people out but the ones who were there had plenty to air. Seems they want to transfer control of new school facilities from the Department of Accounting and General Services to the Department of Education. Then there are several paragraphs about beaurocracy and priorities. One interesting comment is about the vice principal at King Kam III who "spends most of his time watching children." The principal said, "He makes too much money to be supervising kids in the cafeteria." I guess the school is short of lunch room supervisors... Another issue is about cane smoke and how they want cane burning done OUT of school hours because it can trigger breathing problems. >From the Hmmmm... Department: Inside article is CHUMBLEY: SCHOOL FACILITIES SHOULD STAY UNDER DAGS Senator Chumbley said that although the Department of Accounting of General Services "loses sight that the school lare really the customers," he doesn't support an effort to put control over school facilities under the Department of Education. The article is quite lengthy so I will just quote one relevant paragraph. "Chumbley said it would be inefficient to take out school buildings from DAGS' purview, which is the agency that oversees all public buildings. It would also hurt the DOE, which "needs to focus primarily on education," he said. EDITORIAL (as expected it lampoons the EPA) This one is worth quoting in its entirety: By backpedaling on requirements for an important wastewater discharge permit, the Environmental Protection Agency has once more proved to be a watchdog without teeth. Through the permit for the Lahaina Wastewater Reclamation Facility, EPA could have taken sensible steps to ease community concerns about the millions of gallons of treated wastewater pumped into the ground each day at the plant. While allowing the county to increase the ceiling of how much treated wastewater it can "waste" down injection wells, EPA pledged to reject county bid to drill more injection wells for backup, and require Public Works to track the effluent it is discharging. Maui residents and officials also asked the agency to reduce discharge limits in the permit, to give the county urgency in its reclamation efforts. The conditions grew out of a meeting in Lahaina, where EPA officials heard concerns that the effluent sent down injection wells is degrading West Maui's drinking water and coastal waters. The reclaimed water should be used for irrigation, they argued, since the West Side's drinking water supply is taxed and quality is poor. Now, since the county improved the Lahaina sewage treatment plant and the quality of its end product, EPA has decided to shelve the requirements and sidestep addressing the problems. The county need not construct ground water monitoring wells, and there's no mention of reclamation. New wells may be approved next year, based on county data. In short, all EPA is saying is the effluent should meet certain nitrogen standards. They don't care about reducing the water or where the water goes. LETTER TO THE EDITOR An interesting one in that the name is withheld by request... The writer questions why Maui Land and Pine, Amfac, Lahaina Divers and the Royal Lahaina Resort received environmental awards. Here, let me quote. "The 'service' for which they received their awards was for cleaning up their own pollution. Lahaina Divers cleans up their own dive area. Maui Land and Pineapple keeps the mud from flowing off their land into the ocean with cement basins. Amfac is reusing wastewater that reduces their pumping costs. Royal Lahaina Resort saves money by reducing its waste stream. Are these real volunteers? Volunteers help others, not themselves. The writer continues, "Some of these groups have benefited from these environmental improvements at the taxpayers' expense. In the case of ML&P they received grant money to build retention basins to stop their mud-flows. Our tax dollars paid for those basins. Amfac not only receives irrigation water for cheaper then (sic) they can pump it, the county provides free piping of the water. Again it is our tax dollars that are spent for maintenance and repair of those pipes." The last paragraph reads, "Why is big business being recognized by government, paid for by our tax dollars. Wendy Wiltse, who masterminded the event - what's her gain? She has done a good job patting them on the back, in her job as algae coordinator. In the meantime, the algae grows, rots and stinks. As the overseer of $2 million worth of studies, all she can say is "I don't know why the algae grows" >From the Where I Sit Department... I am not sure about all the facts in this letter to the editor. I can say that I am happy that Maui Land and Pine have taken sincere steps to reduce the amount of red soil that slip into the ocean during torrential rains. It is kind of like closing the barn door after all the horses have bolted but... And Amfac, even their token recycling is at least TOKEN. For Amfac TOKEN is still more than they HAVE been doing. I share the frustration this writer feels however. I can well imagine how the writer will react when this week's Lahaina News shows and he/she finds out the EPA stuck it to us again. EDITORIAL CARTOON is about an accountant clutching a briefcase. He is riding a surfboard high on top of a wave. I am not sure what it is about.. some impending lawsuit. In the USA, Land of the Lawsuit, you would know better than I what this is about. HARBOR REPORT Whoooaaaa! the Harbour Report takes up a 3/4 of a page! And the photo is back. Two grinning males and an upside striped marlin with a sign on its body. The sign can be read if you use a high power magnifying glass. It says, "I am embarrassed to be seen with these two. Call my lawyer." NAPILI MARKET/Food Pantry centre page ad OOHHHH SO CLOSE! I thought we had a papaya and SPAM page today but it is really papaya and Corned Beef... Oh well. Papayas are on sale for 69 cents. That's 30 cents less than usual and 30 cents more than the best I ever saw the price. Libby's Corned Beef is on sale for $1.59 but it should have been SPAM. Duracell batteries are $3.19 fr a four-pack. Lender's Bagels are once again on sale for $1.39 but be careful. Don't pick up the blueberry ones accidentally. Coors Beer is on sale at 2 cases of 6 for $7.00 and Gallo Livington Cellars Wine are on sale at $4.29 for the vat. WHAT? No Christmas turkey on sale? Western Family bread is on sale for $1.49. White or Wheat. Please do not buy this kind of bread for feeding to fish in the ocean. Taking the white bread, lumping it into a ball and feeding it to marine creatures makes them puff up to twice their size when the bread absorbs water once inside the stomachs. It gives fish flatulence and severe cramps. It's ok to feed it to humans though.... That's it for another week. Bad news for people trying to protect West Maui's environment. Silly us. Thinking the E A would assist us in this endeavour...
LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY for December 14 - 21st -------------------------------------------- From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) LAHAINA NEWS, the Little Paper That Could - Eyes on West Maui This summary is being filled out IN Canada by a Canadian who subscribes to the Lahaina News and gets it mailed to her door each Thursday. Canadian/British spelling is used throughout - even in the typos. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's summary was delayed because of the EPA's flip-flop on injection wells. I had to come up with an idea for a political cartoon instead. EPA CHANGES MIND ABOUT INJECTION WELL PERMITS, WATERSHED COMMITTEE LEARNS This is actually a page 5 article but I am putting it up front because I am the one who summarizes the news and I want it up front. In short the EPA has reversed its decision about allowing injection wells at Honokowai. First some background. In a 1992 Lahaina News, the EPA was quoted as saying it would not allow Maui County to add more injection wells because it wants the facility to focus more on reclaiming water instead of just injecting it in the ground. Then in January 1994 the EPA changed its mind. I found out about it through the Lahaina News and prepared videotaped testimony opposing the injection wells. Many West Mauians testified at a public hearing and as a result of rather enthusiastic opposition the EPA decided in our favour. In March of 1995, the EPA decided to refuse the permit for more injection wells. Now they have flip-flopped again. What this means is another public hearing... another gearing up, another videotaped testimony, another battle. As a private citizen you get worn down by developers and the County because they just keep coming back at you. She jumps off the soapbox and summarizes the article... The Environmental Protection Agency reversed its earlier decision and has issued a draft permit that may allow additional underground injection wells for the Lahaina Wastewater Reclamation Facility. (in REAL words, Sewage Treatment Plant) Earlier this year, EPA officials said they planned to deny county's application to put in four new injection wells, because of concerns that nutrients were being added to the groundwater table and the ocean. The public notice on the injection well permit was to be issued this week with a public comment period. (yeah.. Merry Christmas to you too, EPA Region IX!) Skippy Hau, aquatic biologist with the state Department of Land and Natural Resources, felt that instead of reacting to pollution after urbanization has occurred, the committee should look at ways of preseving and returning natural stream flows that support a diversity of life." (The old saying... "an ounce of prevention". Thank you, Mr. Hau. To appreciate what sewage and run-off does to a system, you just need look at Indian River, Florida. For those wondering what kinds of effects nutrients such as nitrogen and phosphorus have on the ocean, check out this Australian environmental server at http://kaos.erin.gov.au/sea/somer/somer_annex2/bro_txt.html (Ironically a special Turtle Trax cartoon for last week expressed appreciation to various US government agencies, one of which was the EPA. The cartoon will now be modified to ensure the EPA Region IX get a LUMP OF COAL the size of Manhattan!) STATE TO CONTINUE SUBSIDY FOR MAUI TO MOLOKAI FERRY This article is about a subsidy to the Maui/Molokai ferry service. Governor Cayetano was considering cutting the ferry's $165 000 state subsidy but after meeting with West Maui Rep White he decided to reduce the subsidy and extend it to June 30, 1996 Goals are to reduce the subsidy from $165 000 to $124 000 for the six month period and this would involve "only" a $2.50 fare hike if the ferry can get just 10 new commuters. (I wonder what the hike would be if the 10 new commuters don't show.... ) COUTHOUSE TASK FORCE REPORT READY FOR MAYOR LINGLE The mayor's task force is recommending that the public parking at Prison and Front be changed to a paid parking lot to help finance renovations to the Old Lahaina Courthouse. Another recommendation is that the country hire a licensed renovation architect to figure out how to fit in the five desired uses of the building - museum/gift/gallery, art gallery, visitor centre, community centre and offices. The chair of the renovation committee said, "Every day, the building is falling apart a little bit more." The building's problems include roof damage, birds in the attic, electrical problems and the need for both smoke detectors and an evacuation plan. (Whoaaa! Sounds like the Chinese sweatshops that have been in the news in the Toronto Star!) MAUI REGION PTA GEARING UP TO LOBBY THE STATE LEGISLATURE An interesting article on a meeting of Maui Region PTA. Seems there were few people out but the ones who were there had plenty to air. Seems they want to transfer control of new school facilities from the Department of Accounting and General Services to the Department of Education. Then there are several paragraphs about beaurocracy and priorities. One interesting comment is about the vice principal at King Kam III who "spends most of his time watching children." The principal said, "He makes too much money to be supervising kids in the cafeteria." I guess the school is short of lunch room supervisors... Another issue is about cane smoke and how they want cane burning done OUT of school hours because it can trigger breathing problems. >From the Hmmmm... Department: Inside article is CHUMBLEY: SCHOOL FACILITIES SHOULD STAY UNDER DAGS Senator Chumbley said that although the Department of Accounting of General Services "loses sight that the school lare really the customers," he doesn't support an effort to put control over school facilities under the Department of Education. The article is quite lengthy so I will just quote one relevant paragraph. "Chumbley said it would be inefficient to take out school buildings from DAGS' purview, which is the agency that oversees all public buildings. It would also hurt the DOE, which "needs to focus primarily on education," he said. EDITORIAL (as expected it lampoons the EPA) This one is worth quoting in its entirety: By backpedaling on requirements for an important wastewater discharge permit, the Environmental Protection Agency has once more proved to be a watchdog without teeth. Through the permit for the Lahaina Wastewater Reclamation Facility, EPA could have taken sensible steps to ease community concerns about the millions of gallons of treated wastewater pumped into the ground each day at the plant. While allowing the county to increase the ceiling of how much treated wastewater it can "waste" down injection wells, EPA pledged to reject county bid to drill more injection wells for backup, and require Public Works to track the effluent it is discharging. Maui residents and officials also asked the agency to reduce discharge limits in the permit, to give the county urgency in its reclamation efforts. The conditions grew out of a meeting in Lahaina, where EPA officials heard concerns that the effluent sent down injection wells is degrading West Maui's drinking water and coastal waters. The reclaimed water should be used for irrigation, they argued, since the West Side's drinking water supply is taxed and quality is poor. Now, since the county improved the Lahaina sewage treatment plant and the quality of its end product, EPA has decided to shelve the requirements and sidestep addressing the problems. The county need not construct ground water monitoring wells, and there's no mention of reclamation. New wells may be approved next year, based on county data. In short, all EPA is saying is the effluent should meet certain nitrogen standards. They don't care about reducing the water or where the water goes. LETTER TO THE EDITOR An interesting one in that the name is withheld by request... The writer questions why Maui Land and Pine, Amfac, Lahaina Divers and the Royal Lahaina Resort received environmental awards. Here, let me quote. "The 'service' for which they received their awards was for cleaning up their own pollution. Lahaina Divers cleans up their own dive area. Maui Land and Pineapple keeps the mud from flowing off their land into the ocean with cement basins. Amfac is reusing wastewater that reduces their pumping costs. Royal Lahaina Resort saves money by reducing its waste stream. Are these real volunteers? Volunteers help others, not themselves. The writer continues, "Some of these groups have benefited from these environmental improvements at the taxpayers' expense. In the case of ML&P they received grant money to build retention basins to stop their mud-flows. Our tax dollars paid for those basins. Amfac not only receives irrigation water for cheaper then (sic) they can pump it, the county provides free piping of the water. Again it is our tax dollars that are spent for maintenance and repair of those pipes." The last paragraph reads, "Why is big business being recognized by government, paid for by our tax dollars. Wendy Wiltse, who masterminded the event - what's her gain? She has done a good job patting them on the back, in her job as algae coordinator. In the meantime, the algae grows, rots and stinks. As the overseer of $2 million worth of studies, all she can say is "I don't know why the algae grows" >From the Where I Sit Department... I am not sure about all the facts in this letter to the editor. I can say that I am happy that Maui Land and Pine have taken sincere steps to reduce the amount of red soil that slip into the ocean during torrential rains. It is kind of like closing the barn door after all the horses have bolted but... And Amfac, even their token recycling is at least TOKEN. For Amfac TOKEN is still more than they HAVE been doing. I share the frustration this writer feels however. I can well imagine how the writer will react when this week's Lahaina News shows and he/she finds out the EPA stuck it to us again. EDITORIAL CARTOON is about an accountant clutching a briefcase. He is riding a surfboard high on top of a wave. I am not sure what it is about.. some impending lawsuit. In the USA, Land of the Lawsuit, you would know better than I what this is about. HARBOR REPORT Whoooaaaa! the Harbour Report takes up a 3/4 of a page! And the photo is back. Two grinning males and an upside striped marlin with a sign on its body. The sign can be read if you use a high power magnifying glass. It says, "I am embarrassed to be seen with these two. Call my lawyer." NAPILI MARKET/Food Pantry centre page ad OOHHHH SO CLOSE! I thought we had a papaya and SPAM page today but it is really papaya and Corned Beef... Oh well. Papayas are on sale for 69 cents. That's 30 cents less than usual and 30 cents more than the best I ever saw the price. Libby's Corned Beef is on sale for $1.59 but it should have been SPAM. Duracell batteries are $3.19 fr a four-pack. Lender's Bagels are once again on sale for $1.39 but be careful. Don't pick up the blueberry ones accidentally. Coors Beer is on sale at 2 cases of 6 for $7.00 and Gallo Livington Cellars Wine are on sale at $4.29 for the vat. WHAT? No Christmas turkey on sale? Western Family bread is on sale for $1.49. White or Wheat. Please do not buy this kind of bread for feeding to fish in the ocean. Taking the white bread, lumping it into a ball and feeding it to marine creatures makes them puff up to twice their size when the bread absorbs water once inside the stomachs. It gives fish flatulence and severe cramps. It's ok to feed it to humans though.... That's it for another week. Bad news for people trying to protect West Maui's environment. Silly us. Thinking the E A would assist us in this endeavour...
LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY for December 7th - 14th ----------------------------------------------------- From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) LAHAINA NEWS, the Little Paper That Could - Eyes on West Maui This summary is being filled out IN Canada by a Canadian who subscribes to the Lahaina News and gets it mailed to her door each Thursday procrastinates til Saturday to summarize it and then sends it through the Net a long and awkward sentence I know. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- This weeks' Lahaina News arrived on yesterday (uncharacteristically late) likely because of the winter storm we had here this week. COUNCIL HEARS DEVELOPMENT PROS AND CONS Employees of West Maui's two large landholding firms turned out in large numbers last week to support their employers' development plans. Of 26 people who gave testimony, more than half said they worked for either Amfac.JMB or Maui Land and Pineapple. This part is really interesting. Seems the council surprised the gathering by not posing a single question to ANY of the people giving testimony or to any company officials. The scuffling appears to be over some land near S-Turns in Kahana and Amfac's plans to expand Kaanapali Resort. These issues will likely be in the news for some time in the future.... MARIA LANAKILA TO BE RE-DEDICATED IN FRIDAY CEREMONY Good news! Last summer when driving to Lahaina each day to get our tanks filled, we would always drive past this beautiful church on Wainee and Dickenson. We admired the restoration work being done to it. Well, it appears the work is finished and about 800 people are expected to attend the re-dedication ceremony for Maui oldest Catholic church. Maria Lanakila is nearly 140 years old and had been closed since May 1 for extensive renovation. FRIENDS OF MOKU'ULA PITCH IDEAS TO MAYOR The Friends of Moku'ula began discussions again with county administration about moving the softball field at Malu 'ulu. Mayor Lingle met with this Hawaiian cultural group dedicated to preserving the one acre-island buried beneath the park. For those of you, like me, who have trouble understanding how an island can be under a park, allow me to quote the Lahaina News. "The island of Moku'ula was the site of the royal mausoleum and the home of members of the Hawaiian royal family in the 19th Century. The surrounding lake, Loko o Mokuhinia, was filled in 1913 and the area was later turned into a recreational park." EDITORIAL Whoa! Whoa! LOOK AT THIS! The Lahaina News editorial is about the Amfac stripmall. If you recall, West Maui residents vehemently opposed the idea of a strip mall greeting visitors at the outskirts of Lahaina. Then when certain council members were away, Amfac reintroduced a modified version of a strip mall only they weren't calling it a strip mall. And if you recall, we had Tom Morrow spitting venom about the betrayal this was to the community and an affront to the democratic process... I figured West Mauians would have to mobilize all over again but according to the editorial, appropriately worded as "Dead, back to life, and thankfully, dead again" Amfac has decided to quit on the mall. I will now quote part of the editorial. "What's important to take away from this is that residents banded together, sent a clear message to the County Council and the developer, and their message was heard. Now, the project, which would have tarnished Lahaina's ambiance and made the stretch of Honoapiilani Highway between Dickenson and Shaw Streets more dangerous, is gone. This is a good example of what a unified community can do." -Editor LETTERS TO THE EDITOR The recent attacks on the library are the subject of two letters. A letter about the whale sanctuary - this one for it, and a letter from Eve Clute. Eve is a West Maui environmentalist who fought very hard on the algae issue from all the way back to 1989. She writes a letter thanking ALL people who fought for West Maui ocean and echoes what the editorial said about standing together on something you believe in. Here is her last sentence. "All the people living near the algae-laden beaches who clean the algae at the shoreline from Launiupoko to Lokelani and Alaeloa to Napili deserve our thanks - as do all the conscientious people who wrote letters, phoned representatives and kept the algae concerns of our ocean-side community alive in the news and before the Maui County Council. My heartfelt appreciation to you all." Eve Clute Lahaina EDITORIAL CARTOON GOOD! IT'S BACK! And it deals with the editorial re. the strip mall. Ok. Picture this. A rather burly guy with feet firmly planted, arms folded and a resolved look on his face. "PUBLIC" is written on the man's shirt. On the man's shoulder is a little guy so small I almost missed him. He holds a large pen with the word "VETO" on it. Between the "public"'s legs, a Maui Council member is shoving an elephant with the words, "AMFAC STRIP MALL" on its as..butt. While this cartoon is not in colour, it is clear the elephant is white. I am not sure if this is an editorial comment by the artist or just to make the words "AMFAC STRIP MALL" stand out better. The council member heaving at the rear of the elephant turns to two others - likely the council members who changed their minds on their vote - and says "I think we can slip this one by, guy. No one'll ever notice!" HARBOUR REPORT Whoa! What's this? No photo of some dead marlin hanging upside down with a sheet of paper attached to its countenance and several smiling males standing proudly? I hope this is a trend. Anyway here goes... The report starts out, "With all the small blue and striped marlin that were hitting the dock over the past three-and-a-half weeks from the K-buoy off Lanai, Capt Roy Dickey and Co-capt Mitch Ross were looking for something with some size to it." I won't go into detail but the Finest Kind can be credited with removing a 401 pound marlin from Hawaii's ocean. Onto my favourite part! The NAPILI MARKET/Food Pantry middle page ad! Pooh, no papayas or SPAM/SPAM Lite on sale. Oh well.. let's see what else. Reser's German Potato Salad is on sale for $2.19 per pound. Hmmm... I don't know... I would be more inclined to think it is REAL German Potato Salad if it were named "Reinhardt's German Potato Salad" but anyway, it's on sale. Hormel Vienna Sausages are on sale at 2 cans for a dollar. I never ever had them but my husband says they are decent. He ate them all through university and refers to them as York Dorks. I am not sure if this is a Canadianism, a Newfoundlandism or something he made up. Coral Chunk Light Tuna is on sale at 69 cents a can. I have tried hard to make out a dolphin safe label on the two tins pictured and can't. Please. If you don't see a dolphin safe label on a tuna can, pass it by, or better yet, write the company a letter explaining why you aren't buying the product. I have looked again and the can says "Hawaiian brand" clearly on the label. That would suggest to me it does have a dolphin safe label.... Budweiser is on sale for 12 cans for $7.00. and after you finish those in one sitting, Advil is on sale for $3.29 for 24 ct. That's about it for another week. Aloha nui loa from Canada eh :-)
LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY for November 30th - December 7th ----------------------------------------------------- From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) LAHAINA NEWS, the Little Paper That Could - Eyes on West Maui This summary is being filled out IN Canada by a Canadian who subscribes to the Lahaina News and gets it mailed to her door each Thursday. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- This weeks' Lahaina News arrived on Tuesday but I couldn't summarize it til today (Saturday) because my husband takes four days to read the thing. LAHAINA NEWS FRONT PAGE Photo shows a 8-10 foot wave on Thanksgiving Day at Honolua Bay. The surfer in the photo gives some idea of the size of the wave. SENIOR PROJECT ON LAHAINALUNA ROAD MEETS NO RESISTANCE Interesting. Many of the people who spoke loudest against plans for an affordable housing project showed no opposition to the building of a 30 unit elderly rental project. Subsidies will be offered so no one has to spend more than 30-30% of their income on rent. LAC TO HELP ESTABLISH HAWAIIAN CANOE PARK The proposal to build a Hawaiian cultural park, which would house three double hulled canoes got a major boost this month. The LahainaTown Action Committee has agreed to get involved in obtaining a county lease for the park. The recommendation on the lease is made to the mayor who would send the matter to Maui County for final approval. SOVEREIGNTY GROUP LEADER CHANGES HIS CONFRONTATIONAL STYLE A local leader of the sovereigntists (as a Canadian this word makes me nervous just typing it) is disavowing some of the radical tactics he has advocated in the past. Dennis "Bumpy" Kanahele is no longer advocating confrontation. I quote, "He finally realized Ke Akua (the Lord) played a big part in his daily life." EDITORIAL If you recall last week, you were informed the Lahaina News was bought out. Well this week there is no editorial cartoon and the publisher, remember I said there was a lady all of 23 who would get that position? Well she got right in there and wrote the editorial. It is too long to read. I just checked to make sure the Lahaina News would stay the Lahaina News. She says, "But one thing that won't change is our commitment to provide the best community paper we can to the West Side." HEY! Is it me or does there seem to be a LOT of advertisements and little in the way of articles? I better check back issues! Now for an ad I don't MIND! NAPILI MARKET/Food Pantry is BACK! YESSS! Papayas are on sale for 59 cents a pound! Not bad.. but no SPAM on sale. Oh well, can't have everything. Bar S jumbo franks on sale for $1.19. Last time I made a comment about cheap franks the Napili Market/Food Pantry ad didn't show for two weeks so I will just tread lightly.... Ocean garden shrimp on sale. The Kemp's Ridley sea turtle is the most endangered of all marine turtles. It is literally on extinction's ugly brink. Each year shrimp trawlers working the Gulf of Mexico drown these creatures. When I found that out, I never ate shrimp again. I love shrimp.... but now I can't look at one without thinking about dead Ridleys. Whoa! Coors beer on sale - 12 6 oz cans for $7.00. I don't buy beer but that sounds good! With Anjou pears also on sale this week at 89 cents each, you can eat pears and drink the warm beer and hate yourself in the washroom for the rest of the evening. That's about all that's interesting here this week. HARBOUR REPORT is missing again this week. So I will have to make up my own. HARBOUR REPORT This week the Happy Howzit captained by Captain Bilgewater secured the attention of the fine people of the Southwest Fisheries after he spent several hours trolling for marlin and coming up empty. Concerned that he would have to take his customers out for free sometime within the next week, he suggested they switch to turtle flipping instead. Quickly he constructed a large spatula from metal and duct tape he had on hand. He would then sneak up on a surfacing turtle, ease the Happy Howzit into position and then direct his four German clients to quietly position the spatula under the turtle's plastron and then flip the turtle and 360 it to the boat's deck. Captain Bilgewater underestimated the enthusiasm of the visiting Germans. They quickly modified the spatula and within the remaining hour of boat time, they had succeeded in docking 7 turtles, one of which was the highly rare and endangered Hawksbill. When they arrived at Lahaina, Southwest Fisheries personnel were already waiting for Bilgewater. Bilgewater was generously tipped by the Germans and so figured any difficulties with the Feds would be more than made up by the money he made that day. Presently his lawyer is initiating his defence. It is likely to cost NOAA, NMSF and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service several thousand dollars to prove to the court that the animals caught by the Happy Howzit were indeed turtles and not marlin going through puberty. Specialists at the University of Hawaii have been called in as mediators.
LAHAINA NEWS, the Little Paper That Could - Eyes on West Maui November 16th to 23rd, 1995 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ursula Keuper-Bennett ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This summary is being filled out IN Canada by a Canadian who subscribes to the Lahaina News and gets it mailed to her door each Thursday. This weeks' Lahaina News arrived on Thursday but the dog ate it. It took this long to dry the shreds and tape them all together again. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! FRONT PAGE STORIES ------------------ ANCIENT HAWAIIAN STONES RESURFACE AT CANOE BEACH This is a really interesting article about the rediscovery of two ancient Hawaiian grinding stones at Hanakao'o Beach Park. Last week 120 volunteers beautified the park. Surfrider Foundation Maui Chapter, Hui O He'e Nalu Na Keiki O ho'omana'o Surf Club, Lahaina Fire Department, Maui Couny Lifeguards were also part of the volunteers who all pitched in. These two stones were once identified by a plaque that explained their historic value. But the ocean grabbed the plaque during Hurricane Iwa. The plaque was then found during a dive by Archie Kalepa in 1986. Weeds, brush and debris were removed from the stones and the plaque reset. The stones were used by early Hawaiians to sharpen the adze that was used for building canoes. WATER DEPARTMENT LOSING TREATMENT PLANT OPERATORS BECAUSE OF LOW PAY SCALE This article is about Maui losing its newly recruited Grade IV water treatment operators to the Mainland. Seems the new Mahinahina Water Treatment Plant plus the Lower Kula Treatment Plant has doubled the need for these operators. The department managed to coaxe two operators to come to Maui but that didn't last long. Seems Maui pays $16.78 an hour which is 25-30% less than they would make on the Mainland and but operators found the cost of living on Maui just too high. MALU'ULU O LELE PARK USERS ARE ASKED NOT TO PLAY ON SOFTBALL FIELD I didn't know where this park was until I read the end of the article. This is the park opposite the Kamehameha School in Lahaina. Historian Paul Klieger of Bishop Museum gave a presentation on this park. I will quote,"Bishop Museum prepared a report for the County of Maui on the site, which noted that several ali'i were buried in the island's stone mausoleum built to honour Princess Nahi'ena'ena. 'An implication must be made that the site may still contain remains of Hawaiian ali'i,' the report said." Part of the island has been identified as lying beneath some of the softball field at the 11 acre county park. Friends of Moku'ula President Akoni Akana said, "Present day park users should think about the statement they are making when they play ball on the site of ali'i graves." GOOD OCEAN NEWS - DRAIN STENCILLING PROJECT Everything we dump into our streams and storm sewers ends up in the ocean. That's the message. West Maui Taxpayers' Association is helping to get the word out by sponsoring a storm drain stencilling project from Lahaina to Napili. The message is simple. DON'T DUMP....DRAINS TO OCEAN (ed. I saw my first one of these signs on a drain right in front of the Pacific Whale Foundation Lahaina store. I thought it was a great idea just to remind people that their activities on land can have serious negative impact in the ocean.) EDITORIAL --------- This week's Lahaina News editorial is about an affordable housing project set to be built at Lahainaluna and Kelawea Streets. Seems the residents in the area balked at this plan citing concerns re. parking, increase in motorists as concerns. The last concern mentioned is likely the number one concern and that one is "what's low-income housing doing in a residential neighborhood?" The project was squashed. The idea resurfaced but now it was suggested the housing be used for the elderly. The Lahaina News agrees that affordable housing for the elderly is needed in West Maui. A meeting to discuss the new plans will be held...was held Tuesday, November 21st. EDITORIAL CARTOON I am not sure what it is about. There is a small guy all startled with sweat beads pouring out looking at a huge grinning apparition holding a mask in front of his face. The small guys shrieks, "OH MY GOD.. ALAN, YOU'VE CHANGED... YOU'VE...YOU'VE...BECOME A POLITICIAN!!" I am not sure what this is in reference to but I am sure it is about someone on Maui Council once regarded as a decent human being who has now sided with developers and sold out. NAPILI FOOD MARKET - Food Pantry -------------------------------- CENTRE PAGE AD not in here this week! There is an article about the West Maui real estate picturing reflecting the economy on the left page and a Thanksgiving dinner guide for West Maui on the right page. I AM CRRRRRUUUUSSSHHHED! This is my favourite part of the Lahaina News because I get to look if SPAM and papayas are on sale this week! I **HATE** CHANGE! She recovers quickly... I will make up my OWN food ad: FOOD MARKET AD FOR PILIKIA'S BARGAIN BARN AND DELICATESSEN SPAM and SPAM LITE are on sale for $1.49 if you buy 20 cans at once. A true bargain. Grab at the chance! Papayas are also on sale for 49 cents a pound and they don't even have those brown hairy spiders on them. Paul Masson wines are on sale for 2 for $6.00 White Cloud bread (you know the white kind that you can roll into a ball and bounce?) is on sale for $1.69. Just remember be responsible, don't use the stuff to feed fish when you go snorkeling. The above four items are all you need to have a terrific summer on Maui. Oh? What's this? Turkeys are on sale for 80 cents a pound but you got to kill the things yourself. WOW! All over the Lahaina News are ALL KINDS OF ADS from restaurants advertising their Thanksgiving Specials! The Westin Maui, Lahaina Coolers, Moose McGillycuddy's, Mama's Fish House (support them because they support The Maui Weather Show which is the BEST weather show I have ever seen ANYWHERE) - the Maui Marriot... tons of places. NO HARBOUR REPORT EITHER! ------------------------- YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES YIKES! I checked all the page numbers of the Lahaina News just to be sure I got the entire paper! My two favourite reports are GONE! In place of the Harbour Report is a story about the Lahaina Chiefs football team going to regional play. To the right is a story about basketball. Sigh.. now I will have to MAKE UP a Harbour Report: HARBOUR REPORT -------------- The South West Fisheries Service and NOAA agents are investigating reports of several anglers missing from 3 boats fishing waters directly off West Maui during the month of August. It seems as the fishing boat, the Happy Howzit trolled for marlin directly off Honokowai, the fisherman's line grew taut, the rod bent back furiously and the fisherman's look of expectation grew to shock as he was lifted off the boat and into the ocean. It happened so fast, the crew of the Happy Howzit had no time to assist the Ohio tourist who spent $700 US just to disappear. Less than half an hour later, another fishermen was pulled into the ocean, brand new rod and all. The crew of the L.W.B. Reluctant (Little White Boat) didn't even notice he was missing til they got all the way to Honolua Bay. They estimated he disappeared in the Honokowai area. An hour later, fisheries personnel got another missing angler report. This time it was a staff member of US Senator Gorton of S-768 fame. Eye witness reports confirm Ted Mendelbrot struck what he thought was a big one and then disappeared directly into the ocean. He left his right Nike Air running shoe as silent witness to his watery demise. The shoe was found floating soles up in the Honokowai area of West Maui. NOAA/SWFS personnel are baffled. "We're baffled," stated Don Slater of South West Fisheries. "We are looking into several possibilities at this time." Slater did not elaborate on what these were. (ed. even with dive gloves you can still get monofilament fishing line burns.... ) That's it for this week. Happy Thanksgiving America! Next Lahaina News and excuse for it being late next Saturday. -- ^ Ursula Keuper-Bennett 0 0 Mississauga, Ontario /V^\ I I /^V\ Email: howzit@io.org /V Turtle Trax V\ /V Forever Green V\ http://www.io.org/~bunrab =============================================================================
LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY for November 9th - 16th -------------------------------------------- From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) LAHAINA NEWS, the Little Paper That Could - Eyes on West Maui This summary is being filled out IN Canada by a Canadian who subscribes to the Lahaina News and gets it mailed to her door each Thursday. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- This weeks' Lahaina News arrived on Thursday but I had parent interviews all evening and just couldn't post this til today. But you are USED to this being a tad late... FRONT PAGE STORIES ------------------ SLAUGHTERHOUSE TRAIL A TEMPORARY MEASURE UNTIL LAND SWAP TAKES PLACE Maui Land & Pine is slowly moving forward on creating a safe trail to Mokulei'a or Slaughterhouse Beach. (ed. I have only tried to negotiate my way up and down the area twice in the 19 summers I have been to Hawaii. I am told it is called Slaughterhouse because of the impressive winter waves but I know better. It is REALLY called Slaughterhouse because of the numbers of injuries resulting from the treacherous access to the beach and the human carcasses littered on the sand below.) The main concern is now safe access and an engineering firm has been asked to provide a cost estimate on a design for the safe walkway. After an improved trail is installed, Maui Land & Pine hopes to work out an agreement with the Department of Natural Resources for liability indemnification for the trail. ("indemnification" is copied directly from the newspaper. I have never heard the word before so I figure it is a lawyer word perhaps the opposite of condemnification but I am too lazy to go to the dictionary.) In addition Maui Land & Pine would like to trade their Honolua land for more than 200 acres of state owned property in the Napili area. (ed. Honolua Bay is a top snorkeling/diving spot in West Maui and a marine conservation area. If you snorkel along the left side of Honolua, go past the point and then turn mauka you will be in Slaughterhouse. The two are that close together) MALA RAMP TO BE IMPROVED A $10 000 project is underway to replace Mala Wharf's boat ramp in mid-November. This isn't just a make prettier project because the ramp really is beat up and in need of repair. Negotiations are still underway for the construction of a comfort station at Mala as well. (ed. I have followed the discussion in alt.culture hawaii about washroom facilities at Diamond Head or something costing $350 000 (was it?) I would hope Maui County does not use the same contractors. For that money you would expect fur lined toilet seats and someone doing the peeing for me.) VOYAGING CANOE GROUP FINDS SUPPORT FOR HOME IN LAHAINA There is growing support for a Hawaiian cultural park at Kamehameha Iki Park. County will expedite permits for the cultural park that will include a building designed to house three double-hulled canoes. The goal of the park's organizers is to not only educate but perpetuate an important part of Hawaiian and Polynesian culture. NOTE: On the inside page is a survey, OLD LAHAINA COURTHOUSE SURVEY and if you are interested in giving your input on this matter, you need to fill in the survey by November 23rd. There is a photo of three people collecting seaweed. And I quote, "Volunteers Hannah Bernard (left) and Micah Ailetcher (right) helped Gina Aranki of the West Maui Taxpapyers Association remove close to 100 bags of seaweed from the beach and waters of S-Turn Park in Kahana on Oct. 21. The clean-up was coordinated by the WMTA and the West Maui Watershed Project. Just as much algae washed back in overnight, said West Maui Watershed Coordinator Wendy Wiltse. (ed. This clean-up was done just north and upcurrent of where my husband and I dive with a group of sea turtles. We have seen this area blighted by seaweeds and algae since 1989. It is interesting to see this much in October though. I am not surprised to read, just as much algae washed back. In this area are algae/seaweed pads a foot thick in places. Still the West Maui Watershed Project has worked hard and in my opinion can be credited with preventing the massive cladophora blooms of previous years.) EDITORIAL PAGE -------------- EDITORIAL CARTOON Picture this. Astronaut stepping down off a lunar module. MAUI COUNTY COUNCIL is imprinted on the space suit. The astronaut holds a sign that says, "WILL of the PEOPLE". His space boot stomps on the letters AMFAC. The astronaut says, "That's one small step for West Maui, one giant leap for Maui County." Clearly the cartoonist is commenting on the unanimous decision of Maui County not to grant Amfac its request to rezone some West Maui land into commercial use. Yes, folks, this is a strip mall commentary. EDITORIAL This editorial is about the organization LIGHT BRINGERS. Apparently if was forced to shut down for a week without much notice. The non-profit LIGHT BRINGERS closed for a week to regroup and the Lahaina News is happy to report they are back working as hard as ever. The Lahaina News says, "It's easy to overlook what Light Bringers do, with limited resources." And later, "If anything, the Light Bringers' brief closure only reinforced their importance and role in the community. Continue to support them." >From the Here We Go Again department.... HARBOR REPORT ------------- I will quote the opening paragraph. LAHAINA - This year's 19th Annual Lahaina Jackpot Fishing Tournament saw the smallest showing of teams since 1988 fish the waters around Maui Country. (ed. yes, this is the sentence word for word) During the three-day event, the 134 teams caught the fourth highest number of billfish in jackpot history. (ed. interesting... smallest showing for years but fourth highest yield. Shows how efficient sport and commercial fishing have gotten. This has been a troubling trend in many world fisheries. Boats don't catch as much fish, so methods to catch improve, until an entire fishery can crash...) There were 50 blue marlin (second highest total); 41 striped marlin (second highest total) and two spearfish; for a total of 93 billfish (highest total in history) (ed. Now some might think this demonstrates an increase in the number of fish out there for the catching. There is likely fewer than many think... humans are just getting better at plucking them from the ocean. I would like to create something funny about this fishing report but this last series of stats is just too much. Smallest participation in years and the largest total billfish caught in history.... And there is the usual photograph of a beautiful marlin strung upside down by the tail with four smiling humans around it. One is holding another fish by the tail. Both fish have a paper attached to them. You know, I am not against fishing. I assume too that this fish will be sold to a restaurant or something. What I REALLY REALLY have trouble with is the astounding and to me, unfathomable contempt these people show for this animal. Each week these photos demonstrate man's lack of sensitivity and compassion for fellow creatures. That marlin and us humans perhaps share only one common thing. Life. I understand that we have to take life to eat. But to stand around being photographed in the act, well, it would be like humans being photographed smiling around a cow freshly killed and strung up just before we ate the thing at McDonald's. On to more enjoyable tasks.... CENTRE PAGE AD (centre is Canadian spelling) -------------------------------------------- NAPILI MARKET Food Pantry Let's see.... YES! Whewwww that was close... I thought for the moment we hit the jackpot and got an ad that had BOTH SPAM and papayas on sale but what is pictured are really honeydew melons, too bad. But SPAM and SPAM LITE are on sale for $1.69 for their 12 ounce can. Lender's Bagels are again on sale for $1.49 and again, I feel the need to warn you not to grab blueberry ones accidentally. If you don't know there is such a thing as blueberry bagels you will assume (like we did) that the bagels were bad. Armour (ahhh someone who can spell armour right!) hotdogs are on sale for $1.05 for 16 oz. That is suspiciously cheap. Check the expiration date before you buy... Ooppssss... it was bound to happen... Chilled chicken Whole Fryers are on sale for 89 cents a pound. To the right of the chicken ad is a photo of four smiling humans gathered around what appears to be 10 freshly killed chickens strung upside down by their ankles. Each chicken has a paper attached to it. Judging by the name of the photographer it appears to be the same guy who shoots the pictures of the Harbor Report each week... Budweiser is on sale 18 pack for $9.99. Meow Mix is on sale for $1.59. Anyone ever tried one? The Meow Mix looks like little pellets. I tried a dog biscuit a few years back on a dare and it tasted surprisingly unlike a dog biscuit. THAT'S IT FOR THIS WEEK. Aloha Nui Loa from Canada eh.... -- ^ Ursula Keuper-Bennett 0 0 Mississauga, Ontario /V^\ I I /^V\ Email: howzit@io.org /V Turtle Trax V\ /V Forever Green V\ http://www.io.org/~bunrab =============================================================================
Lahaiana News Summary -- Nov 2nd - 9th ------------------------------------------- From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) Summarized with permission of the Lahaina News, West Maui's weekly newspaper -- The Little Paper That Could... To clear up some confusion, the Lahaina News is summarized in Canada BY a Canadian IN Canada and brought TO you by the wonders of the Net. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry to be late with this summary. I have been a tad distracted in the last two weeks. First, I almost lost my country to some separatists. Then a loonie (not to be confused with our dollar coin) broke into our Prime Minister's residence and tried to attack him. Then Bell (HORK *PTUI*) Canada pulled the plug on our server and we were without Net access for two days. And how was YOUR week? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY GREEN LIGHT GIVEN FOR FRONT STREET IMPROVEMENT PROJECT Construction work will begin in April on improving Front Street in Lahaina. Both Federal and State governments have given approval. The project is expected to cost $9.5 million with 80% of the money from federal highway funds. An archaelogist will be on hand to monitor any excavation and document possible findings during the digging. The project is being done on a block by block basis and will be done during the night from 10 pm to 8 am). LAHAINALUNA WILL GO 'ELECTRONIC' IN DOE PILOT PROJECT Now here's something interesting people... Lahainaluna High School is now one of three Hawaii schools participating in a pilot project that will allow students to communicate in a global society. The hope is to have the whole school connected with Internet access by the end of the year. There are also plans to teach students computer repair and maintenance and to open a computer repair business at Lahainaluna. The school will be seeking donations of computer equipment from the community. COUNCIL NIXES AMFAC MALL GOOD NEWS! County Council voted (get this!) unanimously against rezoning the 3.3 acres at Honoapiilani Highway for business use. Nearly two dozen West Maui residents told the County Council Planning Committee that a shopping mall is unneeded and unwanted. Oh I LOVE this... Amfac declined to make a presentation at the meeting but had attorney Eric Maehara answer any questions. He said, "It was never a strip mall. It was always a commercial subdivision." (ed. Well, I'm certainly glad he straightened THAT out! I still think many West siders would prefer a commercial subdivision in Kihei instead of West Maui.) Directors of the Lahaina Restoration Foundation, the LahainaTown Action Committee and the West Maui Taxpayers Associatoin testified the project was not appropriate for Lahaina. "It's the wrong idea, in the wrong place, at the wrong time." 'Nuff said. ..From The I Just Got To Get This In Department: There is a photo on the front page that is VERY interesting. As a Canadian I have always been a tad urked by American spellings. Like color for colour, nite for night, kwik for quick, mockpert for potato but THIS is REALLY starting to bug me. Now Americans are starting to spell "senior" with a "\"! That's right a "\"! There, on the front page of the Lahaina News, a group of Lahainaluna students are holding up a sign made up of 7 pieces of bristol board. The sign reads S E \ I O R S! NO EDITORIAL CARTOON FOR THIS WEEK! Pooh... So I will make one up! There SHOULD be an editorial cartoon of Dan Quail... Qualle... Quayle... Mr. Potatoe, visiting a senior class at Lahainaluna High and teaching them spelling. He would say, "Now guys I KNOW senior isn't spelled with a \ even here in the United States. You spell it "S E N I O R ...E. Everything ends in a silent E except Newt Gingrich because he is NEVER silent." There.. editorial cartoon done. Next what we have all been waiting for... go to the middle of the paper aaaaannd.... NAPILI MARKET - Food Pantry ad She has a look... pooh... no SPAM on sale and no papayas on sale either... Louis Rich Turkey Franks are on sale for $1.69. Turkey wieners taste like real wieners like Baby Duck tastes like real wine. Whoa... and here is Holsum Fluffy Bread on sale for $1.89. Holsum Fluffy Bread tastes like real bread the way skim tastes like real milk. So cook some Louis Rich Turkey Franks, put 'em on a slice of Holsum Fluffy Bread and see what sawdust on cardboard tastes like. The Fluffy bread is good in that you can roll the bread up into little balls and they bounce. Chicken of the Sea Tuna is on sale for 69 cents. I can make out a dolphin safe label so go for it. Marie Callender's Cobblers are on sale for $2.39. I don't know what a cobbler is. I always thought that what Australians called sheep testicles. Go figure. 1 point 5 litre vats of Sebastini Country Wines are on sale for $6.99. And pears are on sale for 89 cents a pound. If you eat green pears and drink wine at the same time, you will hate yourself. That's about it. Now on to SPORTS HARBOR REPORT (see what I mean? It should say HARBOUR repourt) Do I have the strength to read another graphic description of man vs. beast? She reads... HOKEY SMOKE! Remember how we read the Harbor Report and find Hawaii is down yet another marlin? Well THIS article is about the 18th Annual Lahaina Yacht Club Jackpot Fishing Tournament - a two day event with 41 teams! Can you IMAGINE how many fish that means? She reads further... Yup, on the first day, two blue marlin, five striped marlin, one ahi over 100 pounds. On the second day five blue marlin, two striped marlin and one ahi over 100 pounds. A spearfish was tagged and released. Then there are several paragraphs about who the winners were... interesting, I don't read a FISH as one of the winners. Hmmmm... an interesting sentence, "Capt. Jim Ward found a 152.4 pound blue marlin for his wife Elaine on the last day." I am sure she must be touched. Me, I would prefer some jewellry or at the very least a bunch of flowers. Ohhh... almost missed it... a photograph of a 226.2 pound marlin hanging upside down. It is surrounded by 6 males all right side up... nope.. a couple might be females.. either way THEY are right side up too. I don't know why but every photograph I have seen of fish in the Lahaina News has a piece of paper attached to the fish. Must have some religious significance. Any way, that's it for this week's Lahaina News. -- ^ Ursula Keuper-Bennett 0 0 Mississauga, Ontario /V^\ I I /^V\ Email: howzit@io.org /V Turtle Trax V\ /V Forever Green V\ http://www.io.org/~bunrab
LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY -- October 26 to November 2, 1995 From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) Summmarized with permission of the Lahaina News, West Maui's weekly newspaper. The Little Paper That Could... SLAUGHTERHOUSE BEACH FENCE ELIMINATES TWO ACCESS TRAILS A fence has been put up around Mokuleia Bay (Slaughterhouse Beach). The fence is designed to keep people from using the area's two steepest trails down to the beach. (Ed: Even to use the main trail you need the footing of a mountain goat to go down it safely and the skills of an orangutan to get up again.) Maui Land and Pineapple Company which owns the land is concerned about liability and so has moved to stop people from using the more dangerous trails. Another concern was tourists who would accidentally use the more dangerous ones because they couldn't find the main (easier) trails first. Naturally, there are complaints. First about the creation of a prison like atmosphere. Then that the fence wasn't new. (Sheesh, a couple of years near the ocean..no make that a few months in the blowing red soils of the area and you won't have new anyway). Seems the company is accused of taking the easy way out by constructing a fence because it is concerned with lawsuits. Apparently there already ARE personal injury lawsuits pending according to Maui Land and Pine. LAHAINA COOLERS CHANGES HANDS Lahaina Coolers has been sold, but the present owners say things will remain pretty much the way they are. In fact so much so that customers shouldn't notice a difference. (Ed: This is a great little restaurant on Dickenson Street that serves great pizza and pina coladas. (The previous info isn't in the Lahaina News. It is my personal observation.) Lahaina Coolers now belongs to two ladies from California. The original owners intend to do several months of travelling and then return to Lahaina which they say they consider home. ATTORNEYS: LAND BY LAHAINA LIBRARY BELONGS TO STATE The land makai (ocean side) of the Lahaina Library, has been the subject of considerable scuffling of late. Well, it is now acknowledged to be state property after all. On the land between the palms and the seawall, there are plans underway to build a shower and surfer steps. (Recall a previous Lahaina News summary re. surfers simply leaping off the seawall. They want to put in steps to prevent surfers from doing this. I figure it is safer to jump off a seawall than try and negotiate steps slippery with algae.) There has also been talk that the county practice of ticketing cars has discouraged people from using the library. BEACHED SEAWEED AND WASTEWATER RE-USE THE FOCUS OF WATERSHED MEETING At last week's meeting of the West Maui Watershed Advisory Committee, Marc Hodges shared the results of the first month of seaweed monitoring. Trained volunteers, using a measuring device, have been taking semi-monthly readings at low tide on the amount of beached algae on 27 Maui beaches. By measuring these beaches for the next year, he believes he will get good baseline data on where seaweed is a problem. So far, West Maui beaches showing the greatest abundance of algae are Kahana's S Turn beach and Alaeloa Beach. Both beaches are plagued by red hypnea. (Ed: red hypnea is an introduced seaweed from Florida.) Serious hypnea infestation also occurs on Maui's north shore from Kanaha to Kahului airport. Kanaha is also plagued with the seaweed, ulva. (Ed: both hypnea and ulva are eaten by Hawaiian green sea turtles.) The famous surfing beach Hookipa can vary between seaweed accumulation of as little as one-third of inch to two inches thick three weeks later. South Maui tends to be infested in places by several inches of ulva seaweed. It was observed that the abundance of seaweed can change dramatically when the tides and waves are higher. (Ed: I can tell you what happens on those occasions when Honkowai beach is free from red hypnea. It gets carried into 50 feet of ocean where the red hypnea collects in mats. Turtles and herbivorous fish eat the seaweed. It also collects in depressions and makes seaweed mats.) A presentation was given on wastewater re-use. The Lahaina Wastewater Treatment Plant was recently improved so that it can produce a high-quality effluent that is acceptable for agriculture and irrigation uses. In the past County has disposed of all its treated effluent into underground injection wells. It would appear West Maui's sewage treatment problems are being addressed. NISHIKI SEEKS COUNCIL DISCUSSION ABOUT NEW HOTELS AT NORTH BEACH North Beach Joint Venture wants to develop North Beach. NBJV estimates this project will generate 3 200 new jobs. Nishiki wonders what will happen to the 3 200 people when the economy and hotel occupancy rates worsen. NBJV estimates the project will generate over 5 600 new Maui residents. There is question whether the Maui economy, infrastructure and public services can acommodate these numbers. Nishiki feels that Council should take a close, careful look at the impact of the project before approving it. EDITORIAL CARTOON Shows a local lady driving along using her cellular phone describing all the things she has to get done that day. All the while relaxing under a shade umbrella a tourist nurses a refreshing drink. The cartoon shows the stark reality between the tourists who relax and lay back and the frantic pace of the people who live there (some holding down several jobs just to make ends meet.) EDITORIAL Hmmm... interesting. Recall last week that Amfac/JMB was trying to get Council to change the Dickenson zoning from agricultural to commercial. Sacred Hearts School opposes the project because one child has been killed and another seriously injured trying to cross the highway AT Dickenson. (Ed: I was at the meeting when one of the teachers testified against the project. Sacred Hearts reasons the project will attract kids to the area and crossing streets and stuff.) The Lahaina Town Action Committee opposes the project because they don't want the shopping center to greet first-time visitors to Lahaina. (Ed: Again at the same meeting, many West Maui residents said they don't want West Maui turned into a Kihei with its tacky strip malls and commercial blight.) Clearly the Lahaina News is against the project also and encourages readers to oppose it also. They say, "Keep up the fight. Convince the council that this project belongs somewhere else." Lahiana News stops short of saying the project belongs in Kihei however. NAPILI MARKET/FOOD PANTRY AD (The Happy Halloween edition) She glances over the page for sales on Spam. Nope... Sale on papayas? Nope. OK... so what IS on sale? YES! HURRAY! Paul Masson carafe wines are on sale for 2 for $6.00! Now is the time to stock up! We buy them, drink the wine at sunset and keep the carafe. This summer we returned with a carafe of ocean water from our turtle dive site. These two carafes sit on our desks to remind us to stay focussed on helping the turtles in the West Maui area. Yup, there is Maui ocean water on two desks in Canada in Paul Masson carafes. Yes! Miller Lite is also on sale! Lender's Bagels are on sale for $1.49 but be CAREFUL! Watch out that you don't get blueberry bagels. We didn't know there was such a thing and thought the bagels had spoiled and gone moldy when we accidentally bought them. Hormel chili is on sale too at 99 cents for a 15 ounce can. A meal of that, coupled with several warm cans of Miller Lite and then jumping around a lot will do wonders for your intestinal tract. That's about it for this week. FISH REPORT I guess it was a slow week for golf because the Harbor Report is back and there, at the bottom is a typical photo of another marlin that isn't. DESPERADO BACK WITH ANOTHER TOP TEN MARLIN (She reads...) Just a week and a half after bringing a 522 pound marlin to the Lahaina Harbour scales, the DESPERADO was back with a 514 pound blue. The report goes on to say it was the DESPERADO's fourth 500 plus pound marlin and the seventh out of the top 10 fish for them so far this year. So in a few years when fishermen wonder where all the big ones went, let's remember the DESPERADO can take credit where credit is due. Here we go with descriptions of the great battle, lines snapping, man vs. fish, intellect vs. instinct (although you really got to wonder) and how the fish headed deep, and yes, now they are throwing out some line... a few more jumps.. several short runs... but WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? "When Howard grabbed the bill to stick the meat hook under the chin, the marlin shook its head, cutting him just below the eye." FISH: 2 POINTS! "Howard shook it off and got the meat hook in the fish. Dan grabbed the bill and helped to get a half hitch around it to secure the head. Everyone struggled to haul the marlin over the side." Once in the boat, the marlin flapped so fiercely, it sent two men leaping overboard. The thrashing animal scarred up the DESPERADO deck and spewed its recent dinner of various fish down the main cabin. The two men still in the boat tried desperately to assist the two men who had retreated into the ocean but were thwarted by the still active 500 pounder on board. The photo shows only three men so I figure one is still afloat somewhere in U.S. waters. The marlin is displayed hung upside down but judging by its facial expression it is content with the fight it put up. I cannot make out the eye ding on any of the men however so maybe the man treading water has more to worry about than making land. HALLOWEEN INSERT There is an interesting Hallowe'en insert in this week's Lahaina News. Seems this Halloween the prize for best costume went to four completely naked men who tied themselves together at the waist with nylon rope. They had sprayed themselves with red paint. All four were back to back to back to back and held out all 8 arms extended in various angles. Seems they were parading around as a Hawaiian sea urchin. Aloha nui loa... -- ^ Ursula Keuper-Bennett 0 0 Mississauga, Ontario /V^\ I I /^V\ Email: howzit@io.org /V Turtle Trax V\ /V Forever Green V\ http://www.io.org/~bunrab
LAHAINA NEWS (Oct 19-26) From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) Summarized with permission of the Lahaina News. Late again but my country is falling apart and I am a tad distracted. Also my subsciption was over mid-October and it is clear the Lahaina News is taking pity on me but I have to call today to renew. WEST MAUI COMMUNITY PLAN PASSES OUT OF COMMITTEE The committee has forwarded the plan to the full County Council which will then refer the plan back for a final public hearing. The hearing should take place some time in November and then return to council for first and second reading. Amfac wants to build a shopping centre at Honopiilani highway between Dickenson and Prison streets. They will request a change of zoning from agricultural to commercial. It is presently a controversial issue. Planning chairman Morrow said he doesn't personally support the change in zoning and hopes council will keep the 3.3 acre area as open space. Of special importance to those who care about the ocean environment of this area, Morrow wanted to keep all minor drainageways left as open space. The chairman is trying to follow recommendations of West Maui Watershed Coordinator Wendy Wiltse that natural drainageways be preserved. It was clear that the community itself wishes to keep the channels as open space. Other environmental issues concern plans for Napilihau Villages. The condominium Kahana Sunset is challenging the plans in court. Other concerns are about sea wall construction, beach nourishment, building dunes and adding sand. POLICE MAY START NEW PROGRAM FOR LAHAINA INTERMEDIATE STUDENTS This article is about police plans to introduce students to law enforcement and their hope that some youngsters will choose this profession as a career. The program will teach early teens about laws and rights, deductive investigations and some actual case scenarios. COUNTY CLOSES PAVILION AT ARMORY PARK The area is considered unsafe. The county has moved to ensure no one enters the area. The homeless would use Armory Park for shade during the day and sleep in the pavillion at night. It would also shelter the homeless during storms. Apparently the closing had little effect on the homeless. It was observed they were used to moving from place to place. LAHAINALUNA CELEBRATES HOMECOMING THIS WEEK October 23-27 is homecoming week with the theme being Somewhere over the Rainbow. I won't go into details since I am entering this information on October 31st. MOSTLY MEXICANS BUSTED IN INS RAIDS The final tally of illegal aliens in recent Maui raids was 71 people. At least 90% were Mexicans. Another 43 were nabbed on the Big Island. About 18 businesses are under investigation for hiring illegal aliens. INS officials vow to be back because they believe there is still a significant illegal population on Muai. Many arrested had fake green cards. THE MARDI GRAS OF THE PACIFIC will take place today, October 31st on Front Street in Lahaina. EDITORIAL CARTOON Shows a scale with an obese man as a developer tilting the scales down badly and on the other side all the residents (smaller implying less clout). It is clear that many of the editorial cartoons share the same message. West Maui is for developers not people. (and yes, you read that right) EDITORIAL The Lahaina News is wonderful. I keep telling people that. They really hang tough for West Maui. This editorial informs and then encourages readers to take part in the future of West Maui by getting involved. Get involved through Community Work Day.... through attending public meetings on the protection of Big Beach... through education of your children. The last sentence reads, "Pick up, help West Maui find direction or take interest in the schools - you'll help the community through any of these efforts." (ed. from a Canadian who narrowly missed losing her country yesterday, I remind you again, DON'T TAKE WEST MAUI FOR GRANTED. Don't be caught off guard and silent. There are people working to turn every open space into a hotel or parking lot. Heads up!) THE REPORT EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR! NAPILI MARKET/Food Pantry middle page ad OH JOY! SPAM AND SPAM LITE are FINALLY on sale for $1.69. Not as great as you can sometimes get at Safeway for $1.49 with coupons but not bad. By comparison we have to pay $3.69 for Spam and that is if it's ON SALE! What else...the drunks in Honokowai Park will be happy to know Budweiser is on sale this week and Gallo wines are 2 for $9.00 Poohh... no papayas on sale. Hormel Vienna Sausages are on sale for 59 cents a can. Never had it.. looks like tiny hotdogs still waiting to grow up. WHAT NO FISH REPORT? YIKES! NO FISH REPORT! She checks for a second time...yup, no fish report. Must be because of all the golf news. Now if you think fishing is boring, golf is even worse. However if you are concerned about the numbers of marlin, tuna, sunfish that get plucked from Hawaiian waters each day, golf news is good to read. Golfers just leave divots and grass grows back way faster than the ocean life. I don't know much about golf so I can't really report it. Something about a Hyatt Regency Maui Kaanapali Classic. SO... I WILL MAKE **UP** A SPORTS REPORT! FISHING NEWS! THE HAPPY HOWZIT LANDS HUMPBACK IN MOLOKAI CHANNEL There is a massive photo of a medium sized Humpback whale strung up by the crew of the Happy Howzit off Lahaina Harbour. All five crew members were credited with landing the largest catch of the season. Fisheries personel and NOAA officials are in the process of laying charges but the crew of the Happy Howzit seem unconcerned. "First the Feds will have to prove this isn't a marlin," said the beaming captain of the Happy Howzit. "I know my rights," he continued. "First they will require DNA samples and try and match it with known humpbacks and then there is the long litigation process of proving intent to "take". I mean "take" as defined by the Endangered Species Act, presently undergoing revision." The sight of this whale at Lahaina caused considerable interest and a crowd soon gathered. Most however, quickly began booking charters on the Happy Howzit and now Captain Fudd is booked all the way through to Christmas. Asked if he is concerned about The Marine Mammal Act, Fudd only said, "Nahhh... we're currently talking to Shapiro about representing us and we ain't left no bloody glove. (ed. Not from the Lahaina News but the BEST Hallowe'en costume my husband and I ever witnessed was a Hallowe'en run of the Rocky Horror Picture Show where one guy was completey naked except he had talced himself completely white. He had come as one of the statues in the movie. We BOTH voted for him and so did everyone else and he won best costume with zip on... I wonder what the best costume in Lahaina will be?)
LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY (October 12th - 19th) From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) ------------------------------------------- Summarized with permission of the Lahaina News for the week of October 12th to 19th. Lahaina News - the Eyes of West Maui NEWS PAGE: ---------- PLAN TO PROTECT BEACHES, GEOLOGIST TELLS COUNCIL After hearing a presentation by a University of Hawaii geologist several members of Maui Council said they want to see action to protect Maui's beaches. The geologist, Charles Fletcher, gave a talk on the problem of beach retreat. He pointed out that because of geologic action, Maui is sinking into the sea at a rate of about one inch per decade. He went on to say that when sea walls and other structures are built, the beach cannot migrate mauka and so will disappear over time. Several possible remedies were discussed by Fletcher and council members. The issue will stay in committee for further study and action. CRUISE SHIP IN LAHAINA MAKES MERCHANTS HAPPY This article is about the unexpected arrival of a luxury cruise ship to Lahaina. Some Lahaina retailers are hoping more cruise ships will make Lahaina their port of call. While passengers enjoy their time in West Maui, the crew seem to prefer docking in Kahalui because they can service the ship there. Retailers in Lahaina will look into lobbying the Maui Visitors Bureau to have some of the Kahalui ships dock in Lahaina. PUBLIC WORKS IS HAVING A HARD TIME SELLING RECLAIMED WATER The county is running into roadblocks in its attempts to find users for 3 million gallons per day of reclaimed water from Lahaina's sewage treatment plant. Maui Land and Pine expressed concern about what they felt was too high a price for the water. The Department of Health has given clearance for the water, which is disinfected with ultra-violet radiation - to be used on landscaping and on edible crops. The Lingle administration sent a bill which would require new development of hotels and golf courses to take reclaimed water at a cost of 10 cents per 1 000 gallons. Reclaiming this water would avoid sending it down the injection wells. So far only Amfac/JMB Hawaii has agreed to use up to 1 million gallons a day on the Kaanapali Golf Course. COUNCIL TO DISCUSS CHEMICAL USE TO CONTROL BIRDS AT MAUI HOTELS There has been considerabl concern raised over the use of Avitrol to kill birds at Maui hotels. The chemical kills a bird over a period of up to two hourse by attacking the nervous system. The intent of the chemical is to frighten the rest of flock away while the stricken bird is in its death throes. Wayne Nishiki was not impressed with the slow, inhumane way these birds die. Nishiki is interested in hearing from anyone who has witnessed an Avitrol induced bird death. EDITORIAL PAGE: --------------- EDITORIAL is about the arrival of the large luxury cruiser into Lahaina. The Lahaina News says in its last sentence, "West Maui businesses and residents should lobby the Maui Visitors Bureau to encourage the cruise ships to go where the passengers want to go. (The comment relating to crews preferring to dock at Kahalui so their ships can be serviced instead of what would be more interesting for the passengers.) EDITORIAL CARTOON shows a close up of a balding fortyish male representing Maui. On his pate is Maui sand and palm tree and the words RECEDING BEACHLINE. SPORTS REPORT: -------------- OFFSHORE HUNTER NABS THREE NEAR WEATHER BUOY A triple blue marlin day for the Offshore Hunter. I won't bother reading this because I am sure it will go through the very same description of fish gets hooked... man and fish struggle, fish weakens and man lands it in boat, fish gets killed the end. Four smiling faces and a baby stand because the remains of a 360 pound marlin in the photo. NAPILI MARKET/FOOD PANTRY AD: ----------------------------- Pooh.. no SPAM on sale. No papayas either. Lots of liquor on sale this week. It should make the boyz who constantly hang around in various states of drunkeness in Honokowai Park happy. (For those who don't know, Honokowai Park is directly acress the street from the Food Pantry so a primo sale on alcohol is mighty convenient to those who hang out there. Nice 'n Soft bathroom tissue is on sale for 99 cents for 4 rolls. Love's regular bread is on sale for $1.79. I used to feed fish with it until I realized it is even WORSE for fish than it is for humans. You CAN, however, take off the crusts, pack the white bread part into small balls and they bounce. It is a good way for your son or daughter to make a nuisance of him/herself at school. Throughout the paper are many references to Hallowe'en. Cheeseburger in Paradise has an ad asking IS YOUR COSTUME READY YET? (HALLOWE'EN IN LAHAINA 1995).
THE LAHAINA NEWS (Sept. 14th through 21st, 1995) ------------------------------------------------ Summarized with kind permission of the Lahaina News - Eye on West Maui. From: howzit@io.org (Ursula Keuper-Bennett) FRONT PAGE Photo of members of the Maui County Council inspecting Honokohau stream and valley. Presently Maui Land and Pine diverts an average of 26 million gallons per day from Honokohau, Kaluanui and Honolua streams. Resident taro farmers have a current allotment of 1 million gallons per day. They are adamant it is not enough. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- BOE -- Hawaii students scored well in college entrance examinations Hawaii performed wel in two national tests that measure potential for school success. Hawaii seniors earned a composite score of 21.8 compared to the national average of 20.8 in all four subtests of the American College Test. Verbal SAT scores were 407 compared to the national average of 428 and 482 for math mirroring national average. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ TASK FORCE STILL LOOKING FOR BEST USE OF COURTHOUSE Members of the Mayor's Old Lahaina Courthouse Task Force have yet to decide between using this building as a historical museum or a community meeting place. How it is to be restored depends a great deal on its use. The building has been evaluated by county inspectors and during restoration, there are plans to improve accessibility. One of the major concerns in preserving the building is getting a handle on moisture that is presently causing deterioration of the courthouse. Next meeting of the task force wil be Oct 3 at 5 pm ----------------------------------------------------------------------- MORE ILLEGAL ALIENS FACE DEPORTATION This article is about concern over the increase in the number of illegal aliens in Maui County. Plocia over the last week conducted several raids that led to arrest and deportation hearings for more than 50 people. Most arrested were Mexicans. Two Canadians were caught too, so Canada was well represented in the raid. As would be expected those sympathetic with the illegal aliens questioned "the manner in which the sweep was conducted". (which I read as the police used surprise instead of announcing the raid in advance.) It seems agents will also look at employers to see if they knowingly hired an illegal alien. Fines can run as high as $1 000. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ STATE BEGINS PLANNING FOR FACILITIES FOR TWO SCHOOLS Plans for a new locker room and playfield at Lahaina Intermediate and cafteria/multi-purpose room for Princess Nahinaena Elementary are underway. Presently they are moving through the lengthy state bidding and procurement process. (ed. I don't know what "procurement" means but I figure it is gum that makes the wheels of progress grind to a halt.) ON THE SAME PAGE! The Lahaina News seems quite happy with its Internet site and announced 1 200 visitors used the page last month. (I know I checked it out at least 3 times myself) As a loyal reader and admirer of the Lahaina News, seeing its friendly logo on the Web is like seeing an old friend in a new way. Even though I have the paper right here, I am going to scoot over and see how they're set up their page for this week. LAHAINA NEWS WEBPAGE address http://www.maui.net/~daveray/lahaina.html ------------------------------------------------------------------------ EDITORIAL - As expected it is about the raid on illegal aliens. The Lahaina News supports the raid basically saying, "Looking at individuals, it is mostly a victimless crime: taken as a whole, it's a growing problem in Hawaii, according to the INS. No one would scold a police officer for arresting a man who breaks the law because he is a father and breadwinner. Similarly, the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service shouldn't come under fire for doing their job." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SPORTS REPORT siiiiighh.. Hawaii is now down another marlin, this one weighing in at 387 pounds. The article "MERLIN LURE PROVES TOO TEMPTING FOR 387 POUND MARLIN" goes on to describe how the REEL HOOKER beat up on a fish. Then there is the usual description of battle between man and beast.. here is how the article ends. "It came up on the port corner and rolled on its side. He pulled the fish up the side and Mike stuck it with the first fly-gaff. With lightning speed, the fish pulled the Uzi from under its right fin and strafed a round of ammo across the deck, sending all overboard. A 978 pound Tiger Shark was waiting underneath the boat. Coastguard found the REEL HOOKER adrift southwest side of Lanai just a little past noon." I forget the score but I think it's FISH 5.5 MAN 2.0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ CENTRE PAGE NAPILI MARKET/FOOD PANTRY AD SPAM isn't on sale. (poooh) Nice'n Soft bathroom tissue is 99 cents for four rolls Coral tuna is on sale 69 cents a can (check if it has the dolpin symbol on it before you buy) hhhhhmmmm... Heinz beans on sale for 69 cents. Miller beer on sale 2 for $7.00. That's a DEADLY combination in some digestive systems... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ In my Lahaina News this week I received an attractive coupon for the Pizza Hut in Lahaina. Hmmm Medium Meat Lover's Pizza $13.99 and they deliver.
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LAHAINA - It is beginning to look like the Old Lahaina Courthouse might house a new museum, perhaps a satellite of the Bishop Museum, in addition to the LahainaTown Action Committee and the Lahaina Arts Society. Mayor Linda Crockett-Lingle's task force, assigned to designate a desirable use for the old facility, is serving in lieu of a professional consultant in view of the County's lack of funds to hire one. In 1859 the Courthouse housed a customs office, post office, the island governor's office, courtrooms, judge's chambers, a sheriff's office and the district attorney's office. A historic museum seemed to be the focus for last week's meeting of the group. Mayor Lingle commented that she hoped the committee would produce a report that could be used to obtain either federal or private funding for suggested renovations and management of the building in the future. A number of those present at the meeting said that Bishop Museum has important Maui artifacts, including a royal feather cape and other memorabilia, that could well be exhibited in such a space if adequate climate control and security could be provided. Other artifacts are in museums on the Mainland. Keoki Freeland, Lahaina Restoration Society Deputy Director, was elected task force chairman. Other members of the force are Joy Poe of the Lahaina Arts Society and Lori Sablas (use committee), Theo Morrison and Chris Hart (restoration committee), and Joan McKelvey (finance committee). The next meeting of the task force will be on Sept. 5, 6:00 PM at the Courthouse.

LAHAINA - A site selection study and environmental impact statement for a proposed new public library in Lahaina are now available for public scrutiny. The present Lahaina Public Library is much too small to serve a population that is projected to number 22,000 by the year 2010. The most likely site for the new library, the construction of which could begin in 1997, is a plot adjacent to the Lahaina Aquatic Center. The present site of the Library has not been overruled, but it abuts an important historic site, the foundation of the brick palace of Kamehameha I, and further development there would require painstaking archaeological surveys.

LAHAINA - The NFL Alumni Association will stage the first charity golf game in honor of former football player Bruce Bosely, a West Maui resident, in early December. Participants will include, among others, Ken Stabler, Y.A. Tittle, Dick Butkis, Dan Fouts, and Joe Montana. Half the proceeds of the event will go to the Light Bringers, the designated host charity. The other half will be designated for other charities on Maui. No course is yet listed for this event, but those who wish to register should call Gene Viglione at the Light Bringers: 667-6621.

PICTURE: Maria Lanakila Catholic Church is rigged with scaffolding as workers busy themselves painting the building "cane dust red" [We hope this is merely a primer coat. - Ed.] and repairing the belltower. Maria Lanakila is a much beloved building in Lahaina, and the restoration is long overdue.

OTHER STORIES:

HONOKOWAI - The Honokowai Dam and the Mahinahina Basin, both projects of the federal/county Honolua Watershed Project, were dedicated last week. Both projects are intended to hold back runoff from disastrous rains like the one in July of 1993, which clouded our West Maui waters red from Honokowai to Napili for months and did incalculable damage to our reef and ocean life in the vicinity. The Honokowai Dam is a massive structure that should be able to contain runoff from a 100-year flood. ["100-year" refers, of course, to the likelihood of such an event. The July, 1993 rain was judged a 500-year flood by the weather service. What all this means is uncertain to this writer, but it is hoped that these structures will prevent the havoc such rains sometimes cause in the Honokowai/Mahinahina/Kahana/Napili area. This Mahinahina resident, whose apartment was flooded in the deluge of 1993, is very grateful to see this project completed. Our reefs might also breathe a sigh of relief to know they might not be mucked up again. Let's keep our fingers crossed, but for now Hooray! - Ed.]

HARBOR REPORT:

I can't tell you how much I love reading Donnell Tate's column! A few months back I had a chance encounter with him in the bar (where else?!) at Kahului Airport. Both of us were heading to the Mainland -- he was visiting his father in North Carolina; I was heading back to work in Tennessee . Donnell is a fine person. He has a great, "Hemingwayesque" appreciation of the adventure of the sea and of deep-sea fishing. He writes his yarns in the manner of a fast-action sports writer, but I suspect there is a budding novelist locked inside him somewhere. Both Ursula and I have sometimes given him a hard time in this space, but I must say that this has never had anything to do with Donnell himself or the way he writes his column. The only catch I've really panned was the great ocean sunfish of some weeks back, and I suspect that even Donnell suspected there was something not quite right about that particular "fishy trophy". I say these things because I'll be returning this space to Ursula soon, and as you all know, Ursula takes a dim view of deep sea fishing. Well, it isn't a sport I engage in, but I do eat fish, so I can't be so finicky about how people catch them, can I?

I must also credit Donnell with being quite conscious of the ecological implications of the sport he reports on. He is likewise doubly conscious of the effects of international fishery fleets on the aquatic fauna of the Islands and has worked to limit a number of questionable practices like long-line trawling by international vessels within Hawaiian waters. If what I've learned from Donnell is true, Maui fishermen are (by and large) quite enlightened on these issues as well. They ought to be. It's their livelihood, after all, and the resources are not infinite.

This week's column has the subheading "Sharks take liking to Desperado catch." And indeed they did! After what must have been a 2 1/2 hour fight, a 660-pound blue marlin was finally brought to boatside, but 4- to 5-foot sharks were circling it as it was brought in. Interestingly, they did not actually attack the marlin (which defended itself quite successfully) until the fishermen gaffed the creature, at which point the sharks smelled the blood and went bonkers:

"Dan reached out with the first fly-gaff. He barely got the gaff in the fish just behind the dorsal fin. The marlin jerked out 20 feet of line when it felt the metal in its back, ripping the gaff out.

"As soon as that happened, it started bleeding. Dan backed after the marlin before the sharks ripped it apart. The sharks devoured the entire belly.

"The marlin popped up behind the boat sideways. Dan was able to get a good gaff shot into the body. The sharks were trying to pull the marlin out of his hands as he held the gaff rope. Jeff got another gaff in it and tied off the bill."

In case any of you locals get the urge to go swimming, you should be forewarned that this incident occurred near the K-buoy. If you don't know where this is and want to know, you won't be able to get the information from the Marine Patrol, which is being discontinued. Perhaps you should call the Coast Guard.

The only thing about this week's "Harbor Report" that I don't like is that those sharks got away with so much good sashimi. One nice thing about this marlin: what was left of it was probably available in a very short time at Napili Market, Nagasako's, or Safeway at a very good price (for the fishermen, of course ). Cut in steaks, marlin is great for grilling with a nice teriyaki sauce. Serve with lime wedges. Yum!

CARTOON:

Well, folks, it looks like we're on some kind of quiz show here. We have a fresh-faced host with microphone asking us: "Where should we put the new library?!" Wow! What a question to be faced with when the possibilities are so many and so fraught with complications. The choices are as follows: 1) Flood and Tsunami Zone (Current Site), 2) Archaeologically Sensitive Zone (Shaw Street), 3) Wet Zone (Lahaina Aquatic Zone), 4) Out-of-Town Zone (Lahaina Civic Center), and 5) Highway Zone (Honoapiilani by Puamana). The host queries: "Here are our top 5 choices???" Perhaps you need to know Lahaina to get this one, but the fact is that none of those choices is ideal. However, we'll probably have to settle for one of them in the end. After all, you have to climb fairly high to be absolutely certain you aren't in a tsunami zone in Hawai`i.

EDITORIAL:

Praises the efforts of Maui's Marc Hodges to start a program to track algae and identify water quality problems in Maui's inshore waters. The effort envisions a Volunteer Coastal Monitoring Corps, members of which will record occurrences of algae blooms and runoff clouds in the ocean. It has secured the sponsorship of the state Department of Health and the proposed Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, both of which may be able to contribute funds. Volunteers are required to make this project a success. To sign up, call Marc Hodges at 874-1879.

Well, Ursula, no Spam on sale at Napili Market this week. But they do have Super Toro Corned Beef for only $1.39/12 oz. can. Wow! I think you've been pretty lucky. This you can use almost like Spam and get a little variety at the same time! Bon appetit!

David W. Lumpkins, Chair Department of Russian/Russian Area Studies Sewanee/University of the South 735 University Avenue Sewanee, TN 37383-1000 Phone: (615) 598-1254 (voice mail) Home: (615) 598-0507 Fax: (615) 598-5444 dlumpkin@seraph1.sewanee.edu


LAHAINA NEWS: INTERNET SUMMARY -- August 10-17, 1995

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WAILUKU - The recently proposed anti-hawking bill could soon outlaw inappropriate solicitation of business on Front Street in Lahaina. The Maui County Council's Planning Committee last week passed by 6-0 vote an amendment to the historic district ordinance to make it illegal "for any person to stand in the entrance or hallway of any store or building for the purpose of calling the attention of users of any street, highway or sidewalk to merchandise or services on sale within any store or building." The bill will be considered at the next County Council meeting on Aug. 18. There is much sentiment in favor of it's passage; however, some have expressed concerns about it. Consolidated Resorts Marketing Director Tom Ward said, "It doesn't seem constitutional that you can tell me what I can or cannot say, where I can and cannot stand."

A second amendment to prohibit displays of merchandise on the sidewalk or exterior of business establishments was not put forward by the Planning Committee, who were concerned that the prohibition might harm small businesses.

LAHAINA - The Maui Princess, which ferries passengers back and forth between Lahaina and Kaunakakai on Moloka`i, may have to increase its fares for workers from $10 to $15 if Governor Cayetano goes through with his call to eliminate the state subsidy used to keep the ferry in operation. The Maui Princess is the only passenger service ferry in operation between the two islands, and it is relied upon particularly by Moloka`i residents who have jobs in West Maui, many of whose employers pay all or part of the cost of their transportation. There are plans to keep the ferry in operation even if the subsidy is eliminated, but higher fares might mean more financial trouble for the Princess if ridership declines.

LAHAINA - Paul Klieger, Bishop Museum Archeologist, has recommended that no digging be undertaken in the vicinity of the historic island of Moku`ula, which is now overlain by a portion of the baseball field at Malu`ulu O Lele Park. He noted that the site lies within the boundary of the Lahaina Historic District, and no construction is allowed in the area without a public hearing. His comments to county and state officials came after he was called in to minimize the damage to Moku`ula when workers dug up a part of it's wall when installing a new backstop on the park's baseball field.

HONOKOWAI - County Parks Director Charmaine Tavares says that plans for a seawall at Honokowai Beach Park have been shelved for the present. The Department will look into possible alternatives to a wall, such as beach replenishment. The seawall was originally proposed to protect a banyan tree, whose roots are being exposed by surf.

OTHER STORIES:

OLOWALU - Teen Challenge is starting an orchid-growing business to beautify its campus and shore up its revenues. Teen Challenge, a one-year live-in program for youngsters with "life-controlling problems, will sell blossoms and leis to support its program. An Upcountry businessman has donated 20,000 orchid plants to get the group started on the project.

WEST MAUI - A project to resurface Honoapiilani Highway between Honokowai and Kahana will begin this week. Motorists are being advised to plan for extra time when driving through the 2-mile area and to use extra caution while the construction continues.

CARTOON:

A construction worker is wielding a jack hammer in Malu`ulu O Lele Park. As the hammer penetrates the surface of the earth, it encounters something quite unexpected: "HISTORY." Strewn among the letters of this word are bones, pottery, and other ancient Hawaiian artifacts. Two young baseball players stand by and watch. One of them comments, "It kind of gives new meaning to the word 'dugout,' huh?"

EDITORIAL:

A huge "MAHALO!" to Lahaina police officer Aaron Kamaunu, who is "retiring" from more intensive duties to become a "simple" patrol officer. As a matter of fact, Kamaunu has served the Lahaina community in so many ways in the past that most of us can't imagine how we could have done without him. He has been a bicycle officer for the last three years, and in that capacity worked hard to stop trouble before it starts and relay concerns of the community back to the powers that be. He has also, even during off hours, helped to ban drinking at Malu`ulu O Lele Park when the school children are playing there, move the tour buses off Wharf Street, and been responsible for developing the (BEAT) Business Education Alert Training program from its inception. He has also been instrumental in organizing the Police Department for the Halloween celebrations (no mean feat in Lahaina!) and all of Lahaina's other big public events. He has communicatedwith residents via _Lahaina News_ on police issues, worked to help the homeless through the Light Bringers, and been available to meet with residents and organizations on a regular basis. [We wish Aaron Kamaunu the very, very best in the future, and don't blame him in the least that he would like a little more time right now for his family. What we really want to know is where he got all the *mana* it took to do all this stuff! Does he eat lots of opihi, or what?! -Ed.]

Sorry, Ursula, no Spam on sale this week at Napili Market, but they do have Hormel Vienna Sausage (two 5 oz. cans for $1.99). Couldn't you substitute this in some of your more exotic recipes?

-- dlumpkin@seraph1.sewanee.edu


FRONT PAGE ARTICLES OFFICIALS STILL SEEKING STAIRWELL FOR SURFERS AT LAHAINA HARBOUR Parks and recreation is delaying any action on the Lahaina Harbour surf stairway project. They are worried about potential liability for the stairs. (this *is* America, after all...) Council hopes surfers will use the stairs instead of what they are presently doing - jumping off the loading dock and paddling across the harbour entrance. Seems county is worried with all the boat traffic, a surfer will be pulled from the ocean, with propeller tracks up his spine. PARKS PERMIT GRANTED FOR ART DISPLAYS BY BANYAN TREE County had granted the Lahaina Arts Society a month to month permit for art display in and around the Banyan Tree on weekends and holidays. Anyone wishing to use the park for another event [like the guy in the white toga who accuses everyone of sinning (so you better repent) and being left-wing-pinko-tree-hugging-candy-asses (so get out of the country] needs to apply to the county well in advance. COUNTY NEEDS TO MOVE QUICKLY ON NEW BASINS, WILTSE SAYS This article is about the West Maui siltration basins and dams. Great news is work is nearly completed on the Honokowai Dam and the Mahinahina Basin. The two dams are part of a siltration control effort presently underway. Of particular interest for the resident sea turtles (the group we dive with) is these two basins will be completed in about a month. What is happening in West Maui is certainly encouraging) (ed. We have personally witnessed just how much silt can be flushed into the ocean during a torrential rain (July 1993). Last summer, the silt was still there, while people think the big waves will wash the stuff out. FRONT PHOTO - the celebration of King Kamehameha Day. Photo is so small it is hard to tell what it is. EDITORIAL PAGE - great cartoon about the surfers. To avoid the boats, they use a gigantic slingshot to blast to their waves. LAHAINA NEWS EDITORIAL - The Lahaina News supports the stairs and refers to them as "an inexpensive means to make things safer for everyone who uses the harbor." SPORTS REPORT MAN 3 FISH 0.75 * Odds are presently 1 to 10 but no one seems to be betting. Thanks to all those supporting the fish. I am cheering for the fish too. Ok, here goes. Another 516 blue marlin was removed from Maui ocean without its consent. Lawyer for Pilikia M. Marlin, expressed concern that his client's rights have been violated. The struggle between man and fish took over half an hour at which point the angler decided to (she reads) "handline" him. And the last sentence tells it all. "They spun the fish around and everybody helped to pull it over the side after a two-hour-and-20-minute fight." (FISH 0.25) This sentence coupled with the photo of 3 grinning people standing beside a blue marlin hanging from his tail (MAN 1.0) is certainly damning evidence. (FISH 0.5 ) The marlin's lawyer expects messy and lengthy litigation (FISH 0.5). Liability has been posted as upwards of $30 000 000. (FISH 1.0 ). Trial will commence in Wailuku in the Fall. FINAL SCORE MAN 4.0 FISH 3.0 (ed. yes, I am disappointed. I was cheering for the fish.) CENTREFOLD - NAPILI MARKET - Food Pantry Spam and Spam Lite is not on sale this week and neither are papayas. AHH! But Paul Masson carafe wines are... 2 for $6.00! Great! She reads further....Tombstone Pizza? There really is a pizza called Tombstone Pizza? I hope the name isn't a commentary on what happens to you when you eat the stuff. Anyway, 2 twelve inch pizzas for $7.00.,, Tombstone Pizza... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ David Lumpkins has kindly offered to continue Lahaina News Summaries for a while. I want to welcome David, at this time. David, if you are keeping a fish score, you need to start at zero zero. Please remember there are more people cheering for the fish than the other way around. Me too. ----------------------------------------------------------------------
THE LAHAINA NEWS SUMMARY June 15 to June 22, 1995 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Summarized with permission of _The Lahaina News_. For personal use only. Please do not redistribute without first contacting the author (Ursula Keuper-Bennet at howzit@io.org). Mahalo! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----[ NEWS ]----- EPA WILL BE ASKED TO PROTECT JGL WETLANDS This article is about the plans of the Kahana Sunset Owners Association to challenge the Army Corps of Engineers. They allege the Corps' review of a proposed development site is "flawed". The association will ask the EPA to veto the Corps' decision and protect the area. The worm in the apple is that requests for vetoes by EPA often take five to seven years. (She reads on..) It seems the Corps' will hang tough on its decision. "We've come to a conclusion, and why wouldn't we stick with it?" (ed. note - the Army Corps of Engineers are the very people who okayed the installation of the concrete channel at Mahinahina and Honokowai. The very people who are directly responsible for the tons of red soil that go thunderrushing into Honokowai ocean where our turtles live... don't get me started on this but I am pulling for the Kahana Sunset people and wish them well). POLICE HUNTING FOR SEX ASSAULT SUSPECT There is a police composite sketch of the suspect who is wanted for questioning of a recent attack of a 13 year old girl at Lahaina Harbour. The suspect is Caucasian, 20-23 years old, around 6 feet and about 220 to 240 pounds. Has long blond wavy hair. Composite sketch is not very flattering and I hope police have more to go on than this. In the same article.. THIS IS INTERESTING!... police have been conducting undercover stakeouts (why would they blab this in a newspaper anyway?) of several parking lots in Lahaina, specifically behind Burger King and Dickenson Square (<-- where we get our tanks filled). This is an attempt to catch thieves targeting rental cars. (we don't have a problem with this, we rent clunkers with dents and rust and then we hang pukas on the mirror and we get left alone) KAANAPALI GOLF COURSE WILL USE TREATED WASTEWATER (This article was met with celebration here because this issue is of special interest to my husband and me) Amfac/JMB has agreed to use about 1 million gallons of treated wastewater a day on its Kaanapali Golf Course and roadways. Lahaina wastewater treatment plant produces upwards of 5 million gallons of treated effluent a day. This stuff goes right into injection well in the ground. The West Maui Watershed Advisory Committee remains concerned that this effluent will find its way to the nearshore ocean where it can fuel algae blooms. (Studies have not confirmed this one way or another) Wendy Wiltse of the West Maui Watershed Project said the agreement is a "significant step in the right direction". [ PHOTO - Under this article is a man standing on the beach at the Alaeloa Condo pointing to algae (red hypnea actually) collecting on the beach. ] SEAWEED PARTICULARLY BAD AT ALAELOA This article is about the problems of getting rid of stinking rotting seaweed at the Alaeloa condo. There is still plenty of fingerpointing and scuffling as to who should be removing the stuff from the beaches. That there are three algae articles in this week's Lahaina News has me nervous. The gentleman in the photo, a Walter Bisset has collected the seaweed in the surf and then zodiacked it out further into the ocean. He now says he is no longer interested in doing ocean clean-up. ALGAE CLEAN-UP STUDY ON HOLD This article is about how best to clean up seaweed (particularly red hypnea) in the West Maui area. Funds are getting low and there is discussion as to the best way to use the money. Some want the money to go to ocean clean up, others say use the money for pollution prevention that might fuel algae blooms. There is considerable interest in reuse of wastewater. (ed. the algae and ocean conditions of this part of West Maui are of special concern to us. I would be interested to hear from anyone in the West Maui area regarding the amount of seaweed/algae this year... I want to know if I will PERSONALLY have to go through agricultural inspection when I leave Maui after my vacation....) -----[ SPORTS ]----- [ Running score MAN 3 FISH 0.75 ] (and NO, the 0.75 does NOT include the shark bite off Wailea, sorry) Here goes.. Maui is less one more marlin. This one an impressive 518 pounds and probably somebody's mother. (She reads carefully.. ) OK, the marlin took the bait, dove deep, cut 180 degrees and headed for the boat. It leaped broadside and impaled the angler through the chest, ruining a good T-shirt and cutting a cigarette pack neatly in half. Fish - 1 point. Then her big brother showed up, and sawed the boat from the stern to the pointy part, sending the remaining passengers baling furiously. Fish - 0.5 points The US Coast Guard showed and both marlins quickly vanished. Police are looking for two marlins, both fluorescent blue with scales. a female weighing in at 518 pounds with a fish hook on the right side of her mouth. A slightly older male approx 650 pounds is also wanted for questioning. The article for this week shows no photo. [ New score Man - 3 Fish 2.25 ] (note - I may have paraphrased the above article here and there slightly...) [ EDITORIAL PAGE ] A cute cartoon of a couch potato and a baked potato the couch potatoes are naked while the baked potatoes are wearing swimwear and shades EDITORIAL Yup, just as I figured. This week's editorial is about the Kahana Sunset Owners' pilikia with the Army Corps' of Engineers. The last sentence of the editorial shows where the Lahaina News stands on this one. "Thanks to Kahana Sunset for continuing the fight." (ed. ..and thanks to the Lahaina News for being such a diligent advocate for West Maui) -----[ CENTREFOLD - NAPILI MARKET - HAPPY FATHER'S DAY Ad ]----- She scans to see if Spam or Spam Lite is on sale this week.. nope.. how about papayas? Nope. She studies the page further... Jello Instant pudding is on sale for 69 cents each. Hormel Chili and Beans is 99 cents a can. Coors is going for 2 for $7.00 but other than that, this week's centrefold is a tad disappointing. No coupons either. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, folks you got that right. The Lahaina News hits the streets on Thursday and I receive the issue in Canada by the next Wednesday.
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LAHAINA NEWS THIS WEEK -- Eye on West Maui June 8 to June 15 -- Summarized by Ursula Keuper-Bennett ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Summarized with permission of _The Lahaina News_ for publication on the internet. For personal use only. Please do not redistribute without contacting Ursula Keuper-Bennett first. Mahalo! [ NEWS ]---------------------------------------------------------------- KAHANA RIDGE VISIT BRINGS UP ISSUE OF PARK SIZE Maui County Council visited Kahana last week to look at proposed the proposed park site. The issue before council is the rezoning of two 5 acre parcels, some council members the small amount of land 1.7 acres dedicated to a park. The rest of the land would be committed to single family homes in the $290 - $390 000 range. Kahana Ridge will be a gated community. COUNTY STILL SHORT MONEY FOR RONT STREET PROJECT The Front Street Improvement Project will go out to bid before see alternative funding. If you recall last week, Governor Cayetano withheld $800 000 from the Front Street Project. The article goes on to explain just how important Front Street in Lahaina is to the economy of West Maui. Mayor Lingle will investigate ways to educate the governor on just how important proper funding is to the community. She admits the chances are slim to get the funds but still intends to try. MAUI'S EMERGENCY SERVICES STRAINED, NEW REPORT SAYS This article is about the strains on Maui's emergency medical response system and the Lahaina area's "emerging need for a 24-hour emergency care center". In 1993, Maui's seven ambulances responded to 6 728 calls with an average response time of 10 minutes. The article went on to say that presently Maui Central Dispatch is overwhelmed with non-emergency calls including calls about the weather and road conditions WEST SIDE TO GET CAMPSITE